Dubya won't be there in person but he'll be piped in.

[saltpoint]

Something akin to reverse sewage.

Evidently Rudy Giuliani will not be doing any keynoting.

Levi Johnson is invited to the Republican Convention. George W. Bush was not.

And all of us are DEPRIVED of hearing Rudy's brilliant insights into the American story.

[Parche]

1. No Rudy? No 9/11 9/11 9/11?

Fuk.......:hi:

[saltpoint]

5. It's true. He's off the schedule. And as you can imagine,

I'm crushed over it.

Those bastards won't let Rudy speak! Damn them all!


:hi:

[Bicoastal]

2. Rudy's Response: "But I was going to 9/11! You can't 9/11 this to me! I'm America's 9/11!"

[valerief]

10. Do you know what Rudy's drag name is? Nina Levin. Ha!

:rofl:

[saltpoint]

14. LOL! Nina Levin -- the cigar-chomping anti-terror drag queen!

[RoccoR5955]

3. That's because he doesn't like being booed! n/t

[RememberWellstone]

4. Haha...

Total failure, loser has to stay home and send his wife!! lol.

[book_worm]

6. first incumbent president not to attend his parties convention since LBJ in 1968

[saltpoint]

7. Hi, book worm. When I'm not feeling kind of appalled by the Palin pick,

I realize that this is a very historic week in political history.

And it feels as if it's happening awfully fast.

[valerief]

8. LOL! Reverse sewage. That killed me!

:rofl:

[CJCRANE]

9. Giuliani is out because

Palin took over as "America's Mayor".

[saltpoint]

12. Yep. Rudy saved us from the Muslim terrorists and Palin saves us

from the Russians.

Is this a great country or what?

[JBoy]

11. Piped in, over the internet tubes.

[saltpoint]

13. Yes -- those pesky tubes. Odd, isn't it, that Ted Stevens has such a

low profile these days in Republicna politics...

[Critters2]

15. Phonin' it in. As he has for 8 years. nt

[saltpoint]

17. After Katrina and now this phone-in, Dubya's a failure at both ends of

the Mississippi River.

Heckuva job, George.

[JBoy]

16. McCain should forward his call to voicemail.

[gateley]

18. I hope he has several stiff ones to work up his courage and loosen his tongue. nt

[saltpoint]

19. Hi, gateley. Yep. And maybe we could include some pretzels in

that order.

[gateley]

22. Ha!

:rofl:

:hi: :pals:

[Virginia Dare]

24. Oh damn I might have to take a dramamine and tune in...n/t

[saltpoint]

26. Better make it a triple Dramamine dose -- Fred Thompson is on as well.

[doc03]

20. I hope it's a very small pipe n/t

[saltpoint]

21. : )

[Virginia Dare]

23. Why is Pickles there and chimp isn't?

A.F. 1 could flown him there from Texas in a matter of a few hours. Who was the brave soul who told dubs to go home?

[saltpoint]

25. Maybe he couldn't find his Republican hat?

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

27. he may show up as a surprise.

i wouldn't put it past him.

[saltpoint]

29. If he does, McCain's pollsters have been instructed to

tackle him and beat the crap out of him.

[Orsino]

28. Every building I've been in, that stuff is piped *out*. n/t

[Forkboy]

30. He should do everything that way.