Sarah Palin Has Not Allowed A Single Russian Invade Alaska!

[Better Believe It]

Thanks to her vigilant leadership of the Alaskan National Guard, America's frontline in the war against the Russian comminist invaders.

[Submariner]

1. They don't call her Caribou Barbie for nuthin'

I feel so much safer now.

[no_hypocrisy]

2. That's because the Ruskies know Sarah is loaded and ready for Bear.

[Sebastian Doyle]

3. Why do you think she's not concerned with global warming?

As long as the Arctic Ocean thaws out, the Commies can't walk over and invade Alaska.

[Better Believe It]

4. I Never Thought Of That Good Point!