Still No Contact With John Kerry Endorser

[sleipnir]

Five days after descending upon the Martian surface the last ever John Kerry supporter is still unheard from.

Ruling out weather and internal clock issues as possible explanations for the failure in communication the European Space Agency in conjunction with Democratic leaders in the US now believe embarrassment to be the most plausible reason for the radio silence.

"I mean come on," said one political analyst. "The guy put his money on John Kerry. No wonder he's decided to shut up. Imagine if John had learned to do that."

All hope is not lost though. When the mothership enters a lower Martian orbit on January fourth the science team will attempt to uninstall its foul language filter hoping that will prompt a response.

http://news.unclesharky.com/articles/1156


Satire here folks....have a nice laugh, if you still can...

[isbister]

1. Re: Still No Contact With John Kerry Endorser

They should look in NH, many are there:

http://www.politicsnh.com/pres04/tallyboard.htm

[oasis]

2. Gary Hart, Ambassador Wilson and Max Cleland come back to earth..

[Octafish]

3. Ted Kennedy, RFK Jr., and most Liberals, too.

Odd how the most Liberal candidates get "marginalized" the quickest by the mainstream press, punditocracy and opposition.

Kerry not only has the best chance of beating Bush, Kerry would make the best President of anybody running.

[diamondsoul]

4. *waves*

Well ok, so I support Kucinich first but I love Kerry because he's fought long and hard for us! So I'm still a Kerry supporter and any election but this one I'd leap at the chance to elect him.

[sleipnir]

5. It wasn't a shot a Kerry, I though it was kinda funny...

Especially the foul language filter...HA! I'll try to post more satrical articles about other candidates in the future....

[JohnKleeb]

6. I dunno, I think you should go after Lieberman

Honestly :), you will find him at the bottom of most people's list no matter who they support.

[sleipnir]

7. Alright, so I shall, I've harried that man more than any other lately

Lieberman will be satrically spanked! Let me find a good article or create one myself!!!

It's just too easy to slam Lieberman though, that's the prob.

The hardest is Clark IMO, he's pretty much prone to satire, odd as it may seem....maybe that's a good sign for him and his chances at beating B*sh

[JohnKleeb]

8. Seriously

I think we can all unite in a mutual disliking of Lieberman :) or a lot of us can.