Clark is hiring! Perl Programer/Support Engineer

[TrueAmerican]

http://clark04.com/jobs/
We're Hiring!
Applicants should expect to work long hours in an extremely fast-paced environment. To be considered for a staff position, you must:

Submit a resume in plain text or PDF format to [e-mail]
Be willing to relocate immediately to Little Rock, Arkansas (unless otherwise noted).
Be a U.S. citizen, in accordance with FEC requirements.
No phone calls, please.

Perl Programmer
Clark for President is looking for an expert Perl programmer. Requires strong knowledge of Perl (including DBI, mod_perl, and HTML::Mason), data manipulation using regular expressions, and expertise configuring and tuning Apache. A strong knowledge of advanced SQL is also necessary with an emphasis on MySQL or PostgreSQL.

Support Engineer
First- and second-line technical support to the campaign, primarily at the headquarters in Little Rock. Ability to solve variety of problems in an extremely fast-paced, high-pressure heterogeneous computing environment a must. Expertise required in supporting Windows XP and Mac OS X desktop hardware and software. Experience with OpenOffice, Mozilla Firebird, Mozilla Thunderbird, and mailman, all pluses.

[Scott Lee]

1. Cool! Is he starting a company after he loses the nomination?

I like a guy who can bounce back from adversity. Good for him.

[Dookus]

2. Keep practicing...

eventually you'll post something with substance, even if only by accident.

[tabasco]

7. Just ignore these idiotic posts.

They have nothing of positive value to contribute. These people would probably stay home and pout on election day if Clark gets the nomination.

[oasis]

10. You're assuming they're old enough to vote.

:evilgrin:

[Renew Deal]

11. lol

:spank:

[bitchkitty]

3. But what about India? n/t

[Feanorcurufinwe]

4. Too bad I can't relocate

I'd be perfect for that perl job.

It would be fun and interesting to work for a campaign, I think.

[RetroLounge]

5. You would need to relocate

to India...

[Feanorcurufinwe]

6. Is this shorthand

for some position of Clark's that you are criticizing? Perhaps you would care to flesh out your point a little?

[WhoCountsTheVotes]

8. so much free software, so open source

you couldn't possibly pay me what I'm worth, and I haven't used Mason in years, but still ... bah, I'd rather be a propagandist. Hire me!

[KittyWampus]

9. What's A Perl Programmer

I have NO clue.

Mozilla Thunderbird... sounds like a cheap brand of alchohol.

[Lefta Dissenter]

12. Hey, I'll apply

if someone will tell me what a Perl Programmer does! :)

[Feanorcurufinwe]

13. Practical Extraction and Reporting Language

http://www.perl.org/about.html