Help the McCain-Palin ticket.

[Bucky]

TMZ is reporting the Van Halen is refusing to grant permission to the Republican convention to use their campaign theme song "Right Now" for their big show next week. "Permission was not sought or granted nor would it have been given."

Can you help them pick a better tune for the big unveiling? My first thought was the Eagles' "Lyin' Eyes".

City girls just seem to find out early
How to open doors with just a smile
A rich old man
And she won't have to worry
She'll dress up all in lace and go in style

Late at night a big old house gets lonely
I guess ev'ry form of refuge has its price
And it breaks her heart to think her love is
Only given to a man with hands as cold as ice

So she tells him she must go out for the evening
To comfort an old friend who's feelin' down
But he knows where she's goin' as she's leavin'
She is headed for the cheatin' side of town

You can't hide your lyin' eyes
And your smile is a thin disguise
I thought by now you'd realize
There ain't no way to hide your lyin eyes

[FreakinDJ]

1. I thought she learned to play the "Flute" early

oh well "Lyin Eyes" fits pretty well

[Bucky]

2. Flute? Is that a Jethro Tull reference?

Help me, I don't get it.

[FreakinDJ]

4. Skin Flute, - Pink Piccolo

Hummin a G-flat scale....

[Bucky]

7. I don't know these bands. Their names sound kind of New Agey.

I don't think Republicans are gonna go for New Age music.

[sunnybrook]

8. you are totally sexist

this is ridiculous!

[FreakinDJ]

9. For a thread titled "Help the McSame / Palin ticket"

where did you think it was going to go

[yurbud]

3. Rock the Cradle of Love?

[tekisui]

5. How about: "Who's that lady?" by the Isley Brothers?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18C5bGDWmas

[XemaSab]

6. Mean Mister Mustard

Mean Mister Mustard sleeps in the park
Shaves in the dark trying to save paper
Sleeps in a hole in the road
Saving up to buy some clothes
Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose
Such a mean old man
Such a mean old man
His sister Pam works in a shop
She never stops, she's a go-getter
Takes him out to look at the queen
Only place that he's ever been
Always shouts out something obscene
Such a dirty old man
Dirty old man

[Waiting For Everyman]

10. Yngwie Malmsteen, "Devil In Disguise"