McCain is not yet dead. (yeah right...)

[chiefofclarinet]

So, in honor (LOL) of McMansion's new VP pick, I have "lovingly ripped" some lyrics, from a strangely appropriate Monty Python scene.

McPain:

I am not dead yet
I can still make some sense.
I am not dead yet
I’ll keep giving my two cents.
I am not dead yet
No need to question my head.
No need to call Karl Rove
‘Cause I’m not yet dead.

Republican Pundits:

He is not yet dead,
He’s almost winning polls.
He is not yet dead,
Though he has many holes.
He is not yet dead,
Obama’s just got a big head
Let the man campaign, because he’s not yet dead.

McLame tries to be relevant before the DNC, but he is swiftly whacked over the head with Obama’s VP selection.

Democratic Chorus:

Of course he’s dead
Look at what that geezer said.
Oh yeah, he’s dead
He’s completely outta his head.
For sure he’s dead
Let him get back to bed.
No more AP news, because he’s obviously dead.

Who is the man who put McCain to rest
And who needs to be rewarded?

Obama:

My name is Barack
I have a theme of hope.
I’m proud to say
That I finished off this dope.

Biden:

I want to help this man
But I don’t know if I can.
Who knows, I might be
Helping Hillary?

Obama:

Oh, come on now Joe,
Attacking you will do.
Being VP, will be good for you.

Biden:

I’ll beat them up
At the VP debate,

Both:

Change is coming with
Obama and Biden ‘08

Democratic Chorus:

Oh we’re off to DC,
To help inaugurate,
The best campaign,
Obama and Biden ’08.

McBush:

I am coming too
Alaska might go red.
With Palin as VP
I am not yet dead!

Democratic Chorus:

Of course he’s dead
His VP pick is crap.
His message is gone
And “PUMA” was a trap.
He wants a model
To go and try to wed.
But he’s got no chance,
‘Cause now he’s dead.

‘Cause of course…
He’s…
Obama whacks “the son of Cain” with his DNC speech.
DEAD!!!

(Originally “He is Not Dead Yet” from Spamalot; Composed by John Du Prez; Original Lyrics by Eric Idle)