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skyounkin Donating Member (722 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-29-08 09:29 AM
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Jesus Christ
This is gonna be a long fucking day....

who is john gonna pick

who is john gonna pick

who is john gonna pick



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helderheid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-29-08 09:29 AM
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1. I thought you were saying "Jesus Christ" was his VP pick
:banghead:
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Solomon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-29-08 09:30 AM
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2. Even that wouldn't help him. LOL
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Franks Wild Years Donating Member (687 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-29-08 09:31 AM
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3. I think 'Jesus Crist'...
..would be great. They could lower him down on a wire and have him read sections from the Bible to woo the built-in GOP audience. Those people never realise they're being played like fiddles so they'd not notice the blasphamous aspect of it.
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Hugabear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-29-08 09:32 AM
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4. McCain/Jesus
The only problem is that would split the fundy vote. Half of them would be convinced that he was the anti-Christ, the other half would still say that Obama is the anti-Christ.
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NanceGreggs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-29-08 09:36 AM
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8. Nah, he'd never pick JC ...
He's too much of an unknown among the Fundie crowd.
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Solomon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-29-08 09:42 AM
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10. LOL Good one. They don't want some commie bastid who
cares about poor people. He won't even comb his hair for chrissakes.
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NanceGreggs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-29-08 09:45 AM
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11. Two more reasons JC wouldn't make the short list ...
With a name like Jesus, a lot of the bigot base would assume he's a Mexican.

The "H" in Jesus H. Christ probably stands for Hussein.

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WeDidIt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-29-08 09:32 AM
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5. Chill out, he's announcing at noon EDT.
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LeftishBrit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-29-08 09:34 AM
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6. I don't think so.
I am sure the base wouldn't tolerate his picking a Middle Eastern Jew who goes around saying all those communist things like "Blessed are the peacemakers!"

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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-29-08 09:36 AM
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9. Not to mention blue collar. Bet Jesus would be a lunchbucket Dem. nt
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ailsagirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-29-08 09:34 AM
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7. I know... I'm still basking in last night's glory
It gave me goosebumps-- it made me cry-- it made me want to yell "ENOUGH!!!"

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