Breaking News: McCain's VP selection calls him back and declines

[book_worm]

[speedoo]

1. LOL!!!

[Fleshdancer]

2. ROFLMAO!

:rofl:

[eshfemme]

3. LOL, are you for real? That's sooo funny!

[aquamarina]

4. I wouldn't doubt it.

[RetroLounge]

5. ...

:rofl:

RL

[nickyt]

6. "Run away, run away!"

[obxdreamer]

12. Honestly...

I would run away once I realized that I would have to debate Joe Biden.

[Sparkly]

7. Hah!!

:thumbsup:

[AuntPatsy]

8. lol so true, I kind of feel sorry for whomever takes that position on...

even andy mitchel knows swiftboating obama cannot be done like they did to kerry, but you could tell she didn't like admitting it...

[Pirate Smile]

9. Literally LOL

[AFSCME girl]

10. Hah! LOL!

I love it :hi:

[FatDave]

11. Go book_worm!

[opihimoimoi]

13. If this is true...I fuckin knew it....suicidal for anyone but the deluded

8 years of Fantasy leads to 8 years of Tradegy

[mokawanis]

14. You mean McCain is finally on his own???

Poor guy, doesn't know whether to shit or go blind.

[RoyGBiv]

15. !!!!RING!!!!

John McCain here. What the fuck you want?

Uh, John, this is your VP choice.

Yeah, so? What the fuck you want?

Ummm, yeah, so, ummm, did you just watch Obama's acceptance speech?

Fuck. What? No. What the fuck you asking me that for? I'm busy. Cindy saw a new house on Ebay, and I'm trying to figure out which credit card to put it on.

Okay. So, well, anyway, I watched it, and I think ...

Think!? No one asked you to think. Just stand there and make me not look so dumb.

Yeah, so, anyway, I watched the speech, and I think I have to reconsider.

Reconsider what?

Being your running mate?

What the fuck? Why?

Well, like I said I watched the speech, and I realized something.

What the fuck is that?

I wouldn't vote for you either.

FUUUUCCCKKKK!!!!

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[book_worm]

16. Fucking brilliant!

[AFSCME girl]

20. LOL! n/t

[jazzjunkysue]

17. AAAHHHH!!!!!! Honestly! How dumb do you have to be to stand with gramps?!?

[invictus]

18. LOL!

[K Gardner]

19. Wonder how far it is from true?

[AuntPatsy]

24. Exactly, I bet you it has a good chance at being a fact

[RobertSeattle]

21. He called McCain at 3 AM - No one answered.

Wrong mansion.

[RobertSeattle]

22. He called McCain at 3 AM - No one answered.

Wrong mansion.

[bleever]

23. "Unfortunately, my commitment to

restoring the Dementors to their position as the foremost among the soul-eaters, prevents me from accepting the honor of becoming your running mate."

[Erin Elizabeth]

25. Tonight sealed it: Kay Bailey Hutchison, even if asked,

is not touching that ticket with a 40 foot pole.

[Nedsdag]

26. .....

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[and-justice-for-all]

27. Would you want to be chewed to shreds by Biden???

me either.