Be Cruel. What Is John McCain Saying and Doing Right At This Moment?

[David Zephyr]

Come on, DU'er's. Have some fun.

If you are stressed, what do you think John McCain is saying and doing right now?

[TexasLady]

1. how do you work this damn cell thing...

I wanna make history SOME how...

[polichick]

2. Scratching his ass and wondering where he put his giant ring of house keys.

[XemaSab]

7. Calling for his nurse to come scratch his ass.

n/t

[CoffeeCat]

16. 7.0 from the American judge! (nt)

[EarlG]

3. Counting his homes (nt)

[Wheezy]

Counting his children

just in case somebody asks him how many...

[redqueen]

4. He's probably sleeping.

I bet he needs lots of naps. :D

[Mz Pip]

5. Text message??

What the fuck is a text message? Cindy! Help!

[my2sense]

6. Scratching his wrinkled ass

:hide:

[BeyondGeography]

8. Damned c**t and all her condos.

[azmouse]

9. Changing his Depends.

And yelling at kids to get off his lawn.

[GreenPartyVoter]

18. Waiting for the metamucil to kick in?

:hide:

[goodhue]

10. plotting his next trip to the cottonwood starbucks

cappuccino conservative

[NRaleighLiberal]

11. Doin' a bit of strainin' - now that he got his white powder (metameucil)

to help him out....he isn't sure how many potties he has that he can use, though.

[blondeatlast]

12. Fuming at Cindy and thinking "Vicki, Vicki Vicki..." nt

[medicswife]

13. berating Cindy with vile curse words for opening her trap about

how a private plane is the only way to get around Arizona.

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

14. Taking his afternoon nap before the baseball game on his 1960s era TV

That's what my dad always did at McCain's age.

[book_worm]

15. painting his trophy wife's toe nails.

[CoffeeCat]

17. Shaving his ear hair...

...with a weed wacker.

[Kadie]

19. Checking with his staff.

He can't seem to much without checking with his staff first.

[WeDidIt]

20. "When is the God Damned N***** Going To Tell Us He Picked the C***?"

That's what I figure he's saying.

[CoffeeCat]

21. Eating his favorite dessert...

...glucosamine and condroidant prune crisp.

[nc4bo]

25. wrong spot. nt

[CoffeeCat]

30. Have you ever tasted...

Cindy's Glucosamine and Condroitant prune crisp.

Oh honey...it's divine with a capital D!

Divine, I tell you!

[Cleita]

22. Getting a BBQ beef sandwich at Hooters? n/t

[dbonds]

23. Sitting on the 'john' reading his copy of Big'unz

[asdjrocky]

24. Very, very little.

The problem isn't what they are doing right. The problem is the media. McLame could pick his nose throughout the rest of the election, and as long as we have idiots like -well you know the usual suspects in the media- McLame will do no wrong.

Seriously, they guy doesn't know how many houses he has and they are still talking about angry Hillary supporters.

[nc4bo]

26. Slapping or kicking around the family pets - including the goldfish. nt

[Akoto]

27. On his fourth nap of the day. n/t

[elehhhhna]

28. It's 4 p.m. in AZ, so he's having the "Early Bird Special" Dinner. Bedtime in 2 hours.

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

29. searching the cables for Matlock

[chat_noir]

31. nope..searching for reruns of Hogan's Heroes...

for more POW!! war stories

[blondeatlast]

32. Ouch.

:rofl:

[kevinmc]

33. Standing in front of a mirror practicing his thumbs up and saying My Friends routine n/t