While you're waiting for textual release.....

[Cheap_Trick]

If Five Plane McCain wants to play the P.O.W. card so much, here ya go.....








Print these off and pass them around at the convention.


Watch freeper/fundie/tightie-rightie heads explode.




(I posted this card yesterday but got only 1 response. Thought it might have gotten lost in the shuffle.)

[TwilightGardener]

1. We need textual healing.

[noonwitch]

4. You have to come to Detroit for Textual Healing

Although our text message scandal is not about healing, at all, but it is about sex and corruption.

[FormerConservative]

8. Muahaha, very nice

[villager]

2. Does that mean "textual healing" is coming?

er, so to speak?

[TwilightGardener]

3. Yes--too much textual tension.

[liberalmuse]

5. I need phone text.

I wonder how many people are signed up for this. Wouldn't it be cool if all sorts of cell phones went off wherever you happen to be?

[liberalmuse]

6. I think someone should come up with a board game.

Similar to Monopoly. The POW card is the 'Get Out of Jail Free' card. And you'd never know how many houses you owned.

[Cheap_Trick]

7. NeoCONOPOLY?

With rich Uncle Moneybags McCain?

Go to Guantanamo?

Paid Parking? (nothing's for free, kid)

[redstate_democrat]

9. Joker Card

[TexasObserver]

10. When I get this feelin', I need Textual healing.

Textual
Healing
is good for me.