"He had so many houses, he didn't know what to do"

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The idea for this came from DU'er lamprey in this thread in The Lounge:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8038866
but I thought this was topical enough to be in GD-P. Obviously based on the nursery rhyme "There was an old woman who lived in a shoe."


There was a McBush with a 500-buck shoe.
He had so many houses, he didn't know what to do.

He married a Budweiser heiress, a babe,
After dumping his first wife who'd become an ex-babe.

He said that the hard times are all in your head--
Just skip your vacation if you ain't got no bread.

In tough times he skipped the beach condo vacation
And stayed at the ranch for a poor man's "staycation."

He snuggles with Bush almost all of the time.
The "maverick" act is just pantomime.

The Straight Talk Express--could that still be alive?
Then how 'bout some straight talk about Keating 5?

Flip-flops and bomb-bombs, adultery, such gall--
His handlers say POW covers it all.

Let him stay at the ranch, the beach condos, or penthouse
But keep him away from the people's White House.

[Whisp]

1. there was a crooked man who lived in 7 seven crooked houses.