I for one think that McCain should just make a simple statement, we could forgive him and move on

[grantcart]

1) He should simply state that he got overly enthusiastic and personalized a story of forgiveness and piety that he had admired.

2) Oh and he should clear up the fact that he didn't mean to keep circle-ling the block to hear the broadcast but that they couldn't find a parking spot.

3) And then he should clear up the confusion on how he had such a profound religious experience when he was a former POW who had a transformative religious experience while in captivity that gave him several epiphanies, that will be shared weekly in this campaign.

He should explain that these epiphanies gave him the opportunity to reestablish his forgotten relationship to his maker and reawakened his deep love for the spiritual basis of this great country that enables people to raise above their immediate circumstances and transcend to a higher spiritual level where they are liberated to embrace causes that are greater than themselves.

And finally upon returning home and upon deeper reflection of his new found spiritual wisdom he celebrated by fucking everything that moved and was able to grab a young impressionable rich fluzzy, dump his ailing but devoted wife and then go on in blissful marriage to a rich beer magnate to be able to spread good news of great spiritual value to the rest of the country.

4) He should put people's mind at ease that he not only doesn't participate actively in a church, hasn't been a member of a church because his mission is greater than any single church, greater than any single brewery.

5) It would be helpful for him to detail how, since he is not putting his family's interest into a blind trust like every other potential occupant of the White House, he will establish firewalls, ethical zones of quiet and recuse himself as President whenever anything comes up that effects his business interests including but not limited to, licensing and distribution of alcohol, gas and petroleum costs related to maintaining a large fleet, any employer/employee legislation or anything that could have an impact on privately owned business.

6) He should explain why his son's involvement in Silver State Bancorp and its resulting failure is not related to McCain's theory of running a business.

7) A carefully worded release, preferably with attached psychological tests and evaluations, that would explain the constant allegations of an explosive temper by POWs, Senators, aides, family, trollops and c**t.


And having made a clear simple statement on these issues I am sure that everyone would be happy to just move on.

Move on from John McCain entirely.

[liberal N proud]

1. Forgive that fucker?

NO FUCKING WAY!

[grantcart]

3. did you read the statement he is asked to commit to or

did you just read the subject line?

[liberal N proud]

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