My heart breaks as I am forced to consider

[A-Schwarzenegger]

that the Cone of Heroic Maverick Independent Integrity
surrounding Senator Colonel McCain may have been pierced
at Saddleback Junior College. It pains me to a point of
anguish to try to face the fact that John may have cheated
with respect to the revered cone of silence, plagiarized with
respect to his wonderful cross in the mud story, and then not
even been baptized perhaps. All at a sacred forum that was
convened by God & the Pastor of Driven Purpose, and overseen
by the Holy Spirit certainly. All in order to gain a advantage
for a job opening. I must repair to my enclave to gather myself. :*

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

1. McConeOfSilence?

[A-Schwarzenegger]

12. McListensthroughwalls.

[KittyWampus]

2. do you think the Montauk Monster was a relative of Oscar's?

[A-Schwarzenegger]

5. McMontaukmonster.

Let us leave Oscar out of this heartbreaking moment.
He has enough problems as it is.

[thunder rising]

3. He didn't want to listen ... he was forced by the Saddleback Junior College.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

6. It's those thin junior college walls' fault.

[redwitch]

4. You are a sensitive soul. I am sorry for your disappointment.

Really, this world is too, too cruel for such tender souls as yourself. :hug:

[A-Schwarzenegger]

8. I am recovering cuz it appears he was baptized into the Church of Panama.

:*

[FrenchieCat]

10. I want Proof....

far as I'm concerned, he's not been baptized till he proves it.

Plus infant baptism doesn't count in the church of most protestants.

Maybe be can add a story of forced Baptism as part of his ever growing POW experience.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

11. By the way, there's nothing wrong with voodoo and Santeria.

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Does_panama_also_practice_voodoo_and_santeria

[thunder rising]

13. Paaaleasse...are you other than fully sane ... that guard that drew the cross baptised him with a

lugee on his head. It was a touching moment.

[rug]

7. It's more of a dome than a cone anyway.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

14. Or the Isolation Booth from the $64,000 Question.

[Spazito]

9. LOL! n/t

[A-Schwarzenegger]

15. Yes, laugh right in my tear-stained face.

:cry: :*

[Spazito]

16. Honest, it was laughter through tears!

:rofl: plus :cry:


and a big :hug: too!

BTW congrats on the book! (It was you, right?)

[A-Schwarzenegger]

17. Thanks, yes, but it was more the animal.

[Spazito]

18. Ahhh, yes, I should have said that....

After hearing the news, I did go back and read the threads about the animal and my congrats to him/her/it/huh? for choosing someone like you to be their her/his/it/huh?'s scribe!

[A-Schwarzenegger]

20. A-Schwarzenegger, the Scrivener.

I told the animal "I would prefer not to" but he wouldnt take Melville for an answer.

[flamingdem]

19. He's a conehead, stained glass shyster, and a looser, and a pagan! nt