Another Story About Obama's visit to Afghanistan and THIS IS 100% TRUE!!!!

KansasVoter

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Tue Aug-12-08 02:50 PM
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Another Story About Obama's visit to Afghanistan and THIS IS 100% TRUE!!!!

This is real!! I looked up the senders name in the New York City phone book and he is real!! Please spread this note everywhere!! Send to all of your GOP friends and Democratic friends so the word gets out!!!

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My name is Captain Pomer Gyle, USMC and I never pass along internet stuff. This is actually the first internet note I have ever sent to anyone. I am a soldier stationed in Bagram, Afghanistan. I had to tell you about Barack Obama's trip to the war zone! This story is 100% true because I had some people who knew some people who talked to some people tell me what they heard might have happened.

First off Obama arrived in a gold plated chopped being flown by Al-Quida pilots. He was wearing a 1950s Russian military uniform and DID NOT have an American Flag pin on the uniform which we thought was really weird.

The first thing he did was pull out a WWII German Luger and shoot the base commanding officer in the head and then spit on him. We all thought that was very unpatriotic. Not what we expected a future Commander In Chief to do.

When we tried to shake hands with him he gave us the Heil Hitler salute and then slapped our faces. And he would not even talk to any of the soldiers. He just laughed at us and said that when he was president he would make sure all of us had our pay cut in half and close every military hospital and replace them with basketball courts so he could play basketball anywhere he went. He seemed to really like basketball. It must be because he is a black man.

For lunch he ordered only food that had the word �French� in it. French Fries, French toast and French Pastries. We all thought this was weird because he ordered French Toast for lunch and it is a breakfast food. And all of his Secret Service guys wore French Leotards while he ate lunch. That is just not right.

Then he ordered us to turn over all of the Top Secret documents we had on the base and he gave them to the Al-Quida pilots and told them to take them to the Al-Quida leaders.

He then officially renamed the base �Obama Afghanistan Basketball Base #22� which did not make any sense until we heard he had made 21 other base visits that day. Then it made sense to us.

Before he left he had us urinate on every American flag on the base and then set them on fire and wave them in a huge line while he ran back to his Gold Plated chopper singing the Iraq National Anthem with BOTH hands over his heart!!

He flipped us off before the door closed and as the chopper lifted off it�s 50mm machine gun opened fire on the troops holding the burning urine covered American flags killing most of them.

And not once while he was here did he say the Pledge Of Alligence. And that was the last straw for me!!!

If this is blunt and to the point I am sorry but I wanted you all to know what kind of caliber of person he really is. What you see in the news is all fake.

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