For about the brazillionth time, while watching a clip of John McCain I thought..

[sniffa]

my god he's so f'n stiff (his mannerisms are so off-putting). For the first time however, I had the funny thought: rigamortis can't be setting in already, can it? I know he's old but...

The Paris Hilton ad was mentioned (AGAIN) and I thought, "Hey, Obama should do a counter ad using Wilford Brimley."

DIABEETUS

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[DesertFlower]

1. McCain was on "the view" during

the primaries and so was obama. when joy bahar was on larry king she said "obama is comfortable in his skin -- McCain is not". i think that says it all.

[sniffa]

7. Withholding over the top offensive comeback

x(

[Coexist]

2. "thats not change we can believe in.. heh... heh.....(tight grin)"

[sniffa]

5. They just showed the clip of him and Cindy in Sturgis

and all I heard was, "My friendsh, who wantsh to shee my wife'sh tit'sh?"

And then I heard The Crypt Keeper's maniacal laugh.

[blondeatlast]

14. His slurring was something to behold; he sounded like a falling-down drunk, nt

[me b zola]

3. Total irony

That the only thing not stiff about McCain needs viagra to get his McNasty on.

[sniffa]

6. *snort*

:rofl:

[Fleshdancer]

4. I thought McCain looked and sounded like Cotton Hill (Hank Hill's dad)

Old and cranky.

on edit: I'm not the only one...

[sniffa]

8. Wow! Good call!

:rofl:

"I lost my shins bayoneting the enemy in Hanoi."

edit: "While going without healthcare for 5 years."

[Fleshdancer]

17. More Cotton quotes (in honor of McCain's latest misogynistic comments!)

COTTON: Looky here, Hank. What do you think of your momma's new ta-tas?
HANK: She is not my mother. Hell, we went to kindergarten together.

....

DIDI: Cotton, I'll do the dishes. I like to.
COTTON: Permission granted. Put an apron over your new bosom, too. (aside to Bobby) Don't tell her, but I got 'em cheap. Both lefties.

....

COTTON: You're nothin' but skin and bones, girlie! Put some corn pone on them hips!
LUANNE: I don't want any, Grandpa Hill. Don't wanna get fat.
COTTON: That's not for you to worry about. You will never know if you are attractive. It's up to a man to tell you that. You keep eating and I'll tell you when to stop.

....

COTTON: Well, I never thought I'd see the day when my own son would stop loving me. It's about time! Love's for sissies! Ain't that right, you house full of hookers?

[annabanana]

9. Paris Hilton has replied to his ad.. You HAVE to see this!

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/64ad536a6d

[TlalocW]

15. Shit... I now have a modicum of respect for Paris Hilton

"I'll see you at the debates, bitches."

TlalocW

[hiaasenrocks]

10. Looks like you got over being offended, lmao.

[JackBeck]

11. Someone should check his toes.

If they're starting to curl, time's running out.

[sniffa]

12. He's the Wicked Witch of the East?

:D

:hi:

[JackBeck]

16. I saw it in some movie with Laura Linney and Phillip Seymour Hoffman.

This Jamaican, married dude that Linney's character is macking on tells her to check her dad's toes and she'll know that he's about to pass if his toes start to curl.

I saw it in a movie, therefore it must be true.

:pals:

[doc03]

13. Obama should play the "Old Card" you know damn

well if Obama was 72 years old they would find a clever way of using it. how about an ad showing Bill Clinton and Bush* before and after being President. Or pointing out Ronald Raygun was a doddering old fool in his second term.