Pssst... Hey Johnny McCain.... How brave ARE YOU?

[berni_mccoy]

Oh, THAT brave? Really?

Then I suggest you head to the Middle East and Europe to see what's going on in the world. You're foreign policy is outdated (like everything else of yours). You need to get out and take a trip. I *bet* the media would just love it and cover it with unprecedented coverage. And thousands of troops would be there to great you and throw hoops. And leaders of Iraq and Afghanistan would agree with your policies, nearly giving you an endorsement. The King of Jordan might drive you to the airport. And Chancellor Merkel would say you were "well equipped" (I kid you not, those were her actual words). And HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS of Europeans and Citizens of the World would come and listen to you speak.

It would be AWESOME!

Can you see it? Can you Johnny McCain? Can you see it?

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[EnviroBat]

1. All I can see is Johnny boy walking around wearing a mattress

and a helmet. Farting a lump in his pants and saying, "When do we get to the Czechoslovakia - Iran border..?"