Sen John McCain: "My hair re-growing, longer and more luxurious because of the Surge."

[HardWorkingDem]

AP is reporting more on the benefits of Sen. John McCain's surge. Sen. John McCain, "My friends, just look at my hair and see all the proof you need that the Surge HAS worked. The strands are longer, stronger and more luxurious than ever before, proving the Surge has worked!"

[TheCowsCameHome]

1. .....Not enough of a surge to quit Viagra, though.

[Coexist]

2. "and now my garbage disposal smells lemon fresh!"

[enid602]

3. luxuriant

Shouldn't that be 'luxuriant?'