It's CAPTION TIME! (((My God! What Have I done? Edition)))

[blogslut]

[NattPang]

1. "I should have kept my big mouth shut,

instead of lying about how I know how to win wars!"

[cbayer]

2. That was Barack Obama? I thought he was the waiter! nt.

[NYC_SKP]

3. I got nothin'....it's really quite pathetic.

And reminds me of the aging generation in my family.

None of whom I'd trust to run my government!

:shrug:

[Muttocracy]

4. I'm no good at captions but HuffPost has more for inspiration

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[SemiCharmedQuark]

5. "Wait...wait...not Czechoslovakia...umm...what's it called..."

[southerncrone]

6. GWB is coming to my next town meeting.......Oh, the horror of it all!

[sakura]

7. "Wait. Wait. It'll come to me. Current leader of China-- Mao Tse Tung?"

[Name removed]

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[sakura]

9. "I'm totally f**ked. I can't believe that drugstore cowboy endorsed me."

[grantcart]

10. "what do you mean general election?"

[Youphemism]

11. Moe, Larry, the cheese! Moe, Larry, the cheese! Woob, woob, woob, woob! /nt

[Youphemism]

12. A deluded fart, an addictive tart, and a lobbyist's K-Mart...

And the question is:

Name three things we won't see in the White House next year.

Amazing, Great Carnac!

[Peachhead22]

13. " Dammit, someone switched my Viagra for birth control pills again"

n/m.....

[mcctatas]

14. "Holy Shit, you mean to tell me that all this time I could have

had my Viagra paid for by my insurance company? I might as well have just thrown $150 down the hole in the water closet every month"

[Political Heretic]

15. God dammit Rove, I told you to cum on my chest!

[paparush]

24. I um LoL'd!

[Danger Mouse]

16. Oh, no! That horrible withered mummy hand is attacking Senator McCain!

Somebody, save him quick!
...Wait a second...

[vaberella]

17. "Ooooh....That was a wet one."

It just seems like a reaction someone has when they laid a wet fart.

[dave29]

18. "I just want a hug, can't a man get a hug"

[krispos42]

19. "Facepalm: for when words fail"

"Ah, jeez, not this shit again!"

"D'oh!"

"Shit, am I talking again? Why didn't somebody tell me?"

[unhappycamper]

20. "I hope the word doesn't get out about my golf fundraiser in Kennebunkport this coming Monday."

Seriesly, McSame is coming to Kennebunkport Monday, July 21 for a golfing fundraiser with the Bush(es).

[paparush]

21. My Name is John.. uh.. John uh uh John..

[paparush]

22. "I love the smell of facepalm in the morning"

[paparush]

23. "98, 99, 100.. ready or not here I come"

[azmouse]

25. "Cindy charged HOW much on her credit card?!"

[DearAbby]

26. Damn I could have had a V8 n/t

[DearAbby]

27. Jesus, please help me...

get this old wrinkled hand off my face!