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/sarcasm on/
See, what you do is... you don't get drafted or use deferments, you VOLUNTEER. Then, see (and this is all part of the plan), you also VOLUNTEER for Vietnam. But they put you on a ship, and, well, you serve a tour of duty, but THAT's not good enough... I mean you just don't have the street cred yet... so you VOLUNTEER for a second tour and to join the Swift Boats. Yeah, that's the ticket... you can find some good action now to further your grand scheme. So now you do some bogus missions, kill a teenage VC (unarmed and in the back), and every shrapnel scratch you get you put in for more medals! Even once where you grenade a rice bin and some of your OWN grenade hits you in the butt! But this is all a plan. After three purple hearts, you decide you have enough to be a "hero" so you use a little known regulation and pull the rip cord on Vietnam. Then, after retuning stateside, you revert to your true communist self and you join antiwar groups and make sure that you get yourself photographed with none other than "Hanoi Jane" herself (now getting street cred for being "against an unpopular war - flipflop 1)! Then you testify before congress, knowing all along that in a few years, YOU'LL BE THERE too. So you take a stand against the war, pissing off hundreds of thousands of other Vets, ALL to establish you liberal cred. Then, after law school (and Skull & Bones!) you become an assistant DA (WHAT - oh, flipflop 2), then lieutenant governor for MA, and, drumroll... Senator! Now, wait 20 years, doing little in congress to be noticed (Well, you voted for that balanced budget crap even before Clinton and the repukes were pushing it - flipflop ?), just so you can pick the right time to run for PRESIDENT! And you have the war hero crap from 30+ years ago... plus the antiwar street cred... so you've got all the bases covered. That's a GREAT PLAN. All thought up by a 20 year old Lt(jg) in the Navy...
And that's the true story of WHY John Kerry got those INTENTIONAL SELF INFLICTED wounds!
As told to me by Michelle Malkin!
/sarcasm off/
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