Rove is the guy at the Country Club who has the permanent wedgie and...

[Hepburn]

...who giggles at gay jokes and is secretly planning a way to drill a peephole into the locker room so he can indulge in some voyeurism on the other guys at the club.

Worst of all? He is the kind who matches his socks to his shirt instead of his pants and just LOVES to wear yellow shirts.

Whadda asshole...:puke:

Edit for spelling error...:hi:

[Gidney N Cloyd]

1. "50 bucks the Rove kid picks his nose."

(Caddyshack reference)

edited to correct amount of bet

[Hepburn]

2. In public...and then...

...looks at what he farmed.

:puke: We all know the type! (Unfortunately)

[blondeatlast]

3. He's a crappy tipper and can't understand why the pretty waitress

is no more than "professionally polite."

[Hepburn]

4. I was at the pool today and I was thinking....

...that 40 years ago this summer, I started my first summer as a Life Guard. And, yeah, there was a dork like that who I had to be polite to and I just had a frozen smile each time he came around and managed to dive into the pool to check on something or someone.

Boy, Rove's type is soooooooo universal!

[blondeatlast]

5. I kind of grew up JUST outside the country club set (m&d were public servants,

but professionals) so yep, I know 'em all.

Gotta go to a dentist appointment but this thread is very, very promising! :rofl:

I'll need a good laugh when I get back.

[tanyev]

6. Rove is the guy who remembers the day he met GWB and what Georgie was wearing.

His first memory of George W. Bush was more precise. “It was the day before Thanksgiving, 1973,” Rove said. “Chairman Bush’s chief of staff called me and said, ‘I’ve got to be at a meeting on the Hill, the chairman’s got to be at a meeting at the White House, the other people in the office have already gone, and the eldest son’s going to be coming down from Harvard. He’s going to arrive at the train station, early afternoon. He’ll call over here when he gets to the train station. Meet him down in the lobby and give him the keys to the family car.’ I can literally remember what he was wearing: an Air National Guard flight jacket, cowboy boots, bluejeans, complete with the—in Texas you see it a lot—one of the back pockets will have a circle worn in the pocket from where you carry your tin of snuff, your tin of tobacco. He was exuding more charisma than any one individual should be allowed to have.” . . .

http://archcreekblues.blogspot.com/2007/08/karl-roves-resignation.html

Touching, isn't it?

[yardwork]

8. Rove thought that little bushie exuded charisma. That says it all.

[Cha]

9. And, they've been joined ever since..even

managed to turn 8 years of the presidency(sic) into the worst in American History.

[JohnWxy]

7. LOL!

[Az_lefty]

10. you mean "turd blossom? He's the guy hanging out with Jeff Gannon

[sniffa]

11. He's Spaulding Smails

[blondeatlast]

12. ...minus the charisma. nt

[sniffa]

14. What about his asthma?

[AllentownJake]

13. I wonder what poor Rove said

After he was fired in church :rofl:

[butterfly77]

15. That sounds about right..