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Lyric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 12:52 PM Original message |
“Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!” |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 12:53 PM Response to Original message |
1. 'Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the *masses,* |
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Lyric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 12:56 PM Response to Reply #1 |
4. "You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 01:04 PM Response to Reply #4 |
5. 'Be QUIET!' |
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Lyric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 01:10 PM Response to Reply #5 |
11. "I mean, if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 01:13 PM Response to Reply #11 |
12. 'SHUT UP!' |
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Lyric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 01:14 PM Response to Reply #12 |
13. "Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system!" nt |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 01:20 PM Response to Reply #13 |
16. 'SHUT UP, will you?? SHUT UP!!' |
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Lyric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 01:24 PM Response to Reply #16 |
18. "Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 01:26 PM Response to Reply #18 |
20. 'BLOODY PEASANT!!' |
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Lyric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 01:28 PM Response to Reply #20 |
22. "Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 01:30 PM Response to Reply #22 |
23. Shit |
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Lyric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 01:33 PM Response to Reply #23 |
25. So that makes you |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 01:37 PM Response to Reply #25 |
29. In addition to |
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lumberjack_jeff (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 02:17 PM Response to Reply #25 |
47. But at least he doesn't have shit all over 'im. n/t |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 02:22 PM Response to Reply #47 |
51. Don't assume |
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lumberjack_jeff (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 02:27 PM Response to Reply #51 |
55. Ni! n/t |
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BlooInBloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 01:16 PM Response to Reply #1 |
15. Nor from killing your father and boinking you mother. |
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Jeff In Milwaukee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 12:53 PM Response to Original message |
2. Help ! Help! I'm being oppressed!! |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 01:07 PM Response to Reply #2 |
7. "Come see the violence inheirent in the system! Come see the violence inheirent in the system!" |
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progressoid (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 01:22 PM Response to Reply #2 |
17. Me too! |
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Patsy Stone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 12:56 PM Response to Original message |
3. You can't expect |
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LeftofU (421 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 01:06 PM Response to Original message |
6. Come and see the oppression inherited |
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zippy890 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 01:08 PM Response to Original message |
8. did you see him repressing me, you saw it didn't you? |
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kmla (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 01:08 PM Response to Original message |
9. "What makes you think she's a witch?" |
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DefenseLawyer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 01:10 PM Response to Original message |
10. Oh King ,eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that? |
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TahitiNut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 01:34 PM Response to Reply #10 |
26. I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective. |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 01:43 PM Response to Reply #26 |
32. You're foolin' yourself |
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TahitiNut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 01:45 PM Response to Reply #32 |
34. I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. |
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QueenOfCalifornia (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 01:16 PM Response to Original message |
14. She's a very freaky girl |
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TahitiNut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 01:27 PM Response to Reply #14 |
21. Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, ... |
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QueenOfCalifornia (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 02:58 PM Response to Reply #21 |
76. I'm impressed |
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TahitiNut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 01:25 PM Response to Original message |
19. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. |
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tularetom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 01:32 PM Response to Original message |
24. I fart in your general direction! |
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Lyric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 01:35 PM Response to Original message |
27. "NONE SHALL PASS!" |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 01:37 PM Response to Reply #27 |
28. '...What...?' |
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Lyric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 01:39 PM Response to Reply #28 |
30. NONE SHALL PASS! |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 01:41 PM Response to Reply #30 |
31. I have no quarrel with you, good sir knight |
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Lyric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 01:44 PM Response to Reply #31 |
33. Then you shall die. |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 01:47 PM Response to Reply #33 |
35. I comMAND you, as King of the Britons |
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Lyric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 01:48 PM Response to Reply #35 |
36. I move...for No Man. |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 01:53 PM Response to Reply #36 |
37. So be it! |
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Lyric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 01:58 PM Response to Reply #37 |
39. ARRRRHHH! *clang* *bang* *crash* |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 02:00 PM Response to Reply #39 |
40. 'bonks sword on top of helmet* |
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Lyric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 02:03 PM Response to Reply #40 |
41. *swerves around with sword* WHAP! BAM! *clang* |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 02:05 PM Response to Reply #41 |
42. *lops off arm* |
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Lyric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 02:06 PM Response to Reply #42 |
43. *scoffs* 'Tis but a scratch! |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 02:08 PM Response to Reply #43 |
44. A scratch?? |
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Lyric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 02:13 PM Response to Reply #44 |
45. .... |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 02:21 PM Response to Reply #45 |
50. Well, what's that, then? |
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Lyric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 02:23 PM Response to Reply #50 |
52. I've had worse. |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 02:24 PM Response to Reply #52 |
53. You liar! |
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Lyric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 02:26 PM Response to Reply #53 |
54. Come on, you pansy! *clang* *bash* Aiiiiyah! |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 02:29 PM Response to Reply #54 |
57. *lops off other arm* |
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Lyric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 02:32 PM Response to Reply #57 |
59. HA! *kicks you* Come on, then! |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 02:37 PM Response to Reply #59 |
63. ...What...?? |
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Lyric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 02:38 PM Response to Reply #63 |
64. Have at you! *kicks* |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 02:40 PM Response to Reply #64 |
66. You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, |
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Lyric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 02:41 PM Response to Reply #66 |
67. Oh, had enough, eh? |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 02:43 PM Response to Reply #67 |
70. *Look,* you stupid bastard! |
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Lyric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 02:43 PM Response to Reply #70 |
71. .... |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 02:45 PM Response to Reply #71 |
73. Look! |
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Lyric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 02:46 PM Response to Reply #73 |
74. *glances down* Just a flesh wound! |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 02:59 PM Response to Reply #74 |
77. Look, stop that! |
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Lyric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 03:02 PM Response to Reply #77 |
78. Chicken! |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 03:05 PM Response to Reply #78 |
79. Look, I'll have your leg! |
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Lyric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 03:07 PM Response to Reply #79 |
80. *kicks you again* |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 03:08 PM Response to Reply #80 |
82. RIGHT! |
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Lyric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 03:15 PM Response to Reply #82 |
86. *glances down at bleeding stump where leg used to be* |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 03:17 PM Response to Reply #86 |
87. You'll what? |
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Lyric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 03:20 PM Response to Reply #87 |
88. Come here! |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 03:21 PM Response to Reply #88 |
89. What are you going to do, *bleed* on me?? |
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Lyric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 03:22 PM Response to Reply #89 |
90. I'm inVINcible!!! |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 03:25 PM Response to Reply #90 |
91. You're a LOOney! |
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Lyric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 03:31 PM Response to Reply #91 |
95. The Black Knight always triumphs! |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 03:33 PM Response to Reply #95 |
96. *rolls eyes* |
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Lyric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 03:34 PM Response to Reply #96 |
97. *glances around at four severed limbs* |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 03:39 PM Response to Reply #97 |
98. Come, Patsy |
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Lyric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 03:40 PM Response to Reply #98 |
99. Ooooooh. |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 03:41 PM Response to Reply #99 |
100. Okay... uh... |
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Lyric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 03:43 PM Response to Reply #100 |
102. ... |
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kwassa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 01:53 PM Response to Reply #36 |
38. So be it! |
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LSK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 02:15 PM Response to Original message |
46. Lee Mercer lost, get over it! |
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Lautremont (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 02:20 PM Response to Original message |
48. Fetchez la vache! |
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Lyric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 02:21 PM Response to Reply #48 |
49. ...Quoi? |
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Lautremont (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 02:28 PM Response to Reply #49 |
56. FETCHEZ LA VACHE! |
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Lyric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 02:30 PM Response to Reply #56 |
58. Mooooooo! |
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Bright Eyes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 02:33 PM Response to Original message |
60. Are you suggesting coconuts |
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Lyric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 02:34 PM Response to Reply #60 |
61. Not at all! They could be carried. |
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Bright Eyes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 02:37 PM Response to Reply #61 |
62. What? A swallow carrying a coconut? |
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Lyric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 02:39 PM Response to Reply #62 |
65. It could grip it by the husk! |
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Bright Eyes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 02:42 PM Response to Reply #65 |
68. It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! |
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Lyric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 02:43 PM Response to Reply #68 |
69. Well, it doesn't matter. |
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Bright Eyes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 02:45 PM Response to Reply #69 |
72. Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, |
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Lyric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 02:47 PM Response to Reply #72 |
75. Please! I'm not interested! |
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NatBurner (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 03:07 PM Response to Original message |
81. great. DU is chock full of grail nerds |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 03:10 PM Response to Reply #81 |
83. I am not a 'nerd'! |
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Lyric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 03:11 PM Response to Reply #83 |
84. Casting Level 3 Eroticism? |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 03:14 PM Response to Reply #84 |
85. ... |
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frickaline (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 03:29 PM Response to Reply #84 |
92. I meditate to regain my mana |
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Lyric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 03:42 PM Response to Reply #92 |
101. ... |
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frickaline (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 03:44 PM Response to Reply #101 |
104. ... |
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Flabbergasted (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 03:29 PM Response to Original message |
93. "Who Goes There?" nt |
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TheWraith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 03:30 PM Response to Original message |
94. Um... may I ask that the f--- started this thread? nt |
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galledgoblin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 03:44 PM Response to Reply #94 |
103. beautiful, wonderful, fantastic amounts of crack. (n/t) |
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TheWraith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 04:04 PM Response to Reply #103 |
106. Clearly. |
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Hart2008 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-11-08 04:03 PM Response to Original message |
105. Morgan le Fay didn't become queen because of sexism! |
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