Farewell GD: P haikus here.

[ithinkmyliverhurts]

Level-headed talk
Serenity now always
Happy, happy joy

[moriah]

1. haikus

barack obama
wish it was hillary but
i will vote for him

john mccain is not
what our country needs at all
he'll just bomb iran

i love my country
i am a proud democrat
so vote obama

orange juice is good
orange juice is very good
orange juice is good

[parasim]

2. ...

Good bye, GDP
it was fun while it lasted
uh, well... not so much

[PBS Poll-435]

3. I will give this a try.

Like a lunatic
Trying to convince strangers
What is wrong with me?

[Tommy_Carcetti]

4. here goes nothing

Angry caps lock key
A squirrel award I give you
In before the lock

[DrDan]

5. good idea

t'was partisanship
at its most vile, hateful way
glad its now retir'd

[IDemo]

6. OK

Your candidate sucks
but let's all join together
pizzeria's closed

[moriah]

7. more haiku

flamewars are not fun
my asbestos underwear
saved my ass again

i hope that at noon
i can put them away and
enjoy unity

apple juice is good
orange juice may be better
grapefruit is good too

(the previous haiku entitled Orange Juice is a quote from a BBS user back in the '90s who went by "Wired Child". wC, thanks for everything!)

[Patsy Stone]

8. Haiku!

Between love and hate
the line is thin; GDP,
you made it thinner.

You suck! No, you suck!
No, really, you suck! No, you!
No, it's you; you suck!

[Phentex]

9. one road

some took the high road
and we all took the low road
White House, here we come!

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

10. -

Troll troll troll troll troll
Troll troll troll troll troll troll troll
Troll troll troll troll troll!

[PBS Poll-435]

20. *snort*

:thumbsup:

[DS1]

11. okay

fuck you kennedyguy
fuck you jackson_dem
oh wait, I forgot the mechanics of haikus
for shame!

[sufrommich]

12. ......

the last day of GD-P
my last tablespoon of Pepto Bismol
coinkydink?

[raebrek]

13. My turn

terminating thread
all sins are absolved
time for something new

[SteppingRazor]

14. ahem:

You crushed my spirit
With these thousands of alerts
Give me back my soul

:P

[PassingFair]

15. .

Nastiness lives; like
Smiling frogs with human teeth
Trying to divide

[grantcart]

16. New Friends

Yo,phrgndumass
TheVoiceOfReason another
2 many 2 count

[Sundoggy]

17. Don't wrestle with pigs

You both will end up dirty
And the pig likes it.

[TheDoorbellRang]

18. Two haikus to GD-P

We started with eight
Passion, anger, trolls, math, "-gates"
Barack Obama

It was addictive
Day after day I came here
Primary junkie

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

19. Hmm...

I share your "Concern"
Skinner, tombstone this asshat
His post count is low

Links to right-wing blogs
They'll use this in november!
Look, I'm just sayin'

Only three chances
To make yourself look foolish
Wait 'til tomorrow

[harun]

21. Farewell...

I like ceiling cat
We did not pick Hillary
Obama will win

[dorkulon]

22. .

Your favorite lost
so now you must see
mine lose too?

What are you nuts?
Vote for McCain?
I'm sexist now?

Please people stop
acting like kids
making me sad.

[ithinkmyliverhurts]

23. Hillary's pantsuits

Barack really hates whitey
Flamesuit now ready