After much study, I have ascertained that in last night's speech John McCain was actually signalling

[hisownpetard]

to his handlers with his left eye, in Morse code involving long and short twitches, that his neck needed to be oiled.

Hence, the jerky movements from one teleprompter to the next and back again...

[rucky]

1. Nice post, Geraldo. What if the commies are reading this right now?

[hisownpetard]

2. Not Geraldo at all, my friend! I said his neck needed oiling but I didn't say WHERE!!

:spank:

[rucky]

10. Sorry. Nice post, Dorothy!

[moondust]

8. LOL!

Good call.

:rofl:

[Blue_Roses]

3. lol

:rofl:

[hisownpetard]

5. And every time he "smiled," I winced.

Uggggh.:hi:

[Bensthename]

4. LMFAO..

First actual burst out loud laugh all day, thanks.

[hisownpetard]

6. My pleasure.

:pals:

[jazzjunkysue]

7. Nope. It was the symbiont life form in his stomach trying to escape, again.

All that bad singing. It couldn't take it anymore. "Bomb bomb bomb..."

[sufrommich]

9. These are the kind of threads

I'm looking forward to.LOL!

[Emit]

11. Now that's funny, because

I ascertained, after just a few seconds, that he was actually signaling to his handlers in the back of the room that his brain was spoiled. Shows how adept I am at Morse code. :shrug: