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Boojatta Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-04-08 02:24 PM
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"No, You Can't": The Secret Groundskeeping Strategy
Senator Clinton has been secretly working as a part-time White House groundskeeper because she recognizes that possession is 9/10ths of the law. Why should she pay attention to a legalistic system of rules invented by men? A man can say, "Yes we can", but Hillary Clinton can reply, "No, you can't" and support her words with a pair of sharp garden shears. A man sees only one step ahead. Hillary Clinton has her eye on the White House itself and now nobody can stop her!
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PBS Poll-435 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-04-08 02:24 PM
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1. It is too early for this kind of alcohol-induced fantasy
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hokies4ever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-04-08 02:25 PM
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2. You behaving prodn2000? :-)
:rofl:
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PBS Poll-435 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-04-08 02:26 PM
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3. Very Well, thank you.
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hokies4ever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-04-08 02:28 PM
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4. Alright, I'm keeping an eye out on you.
No Obama trashing, alright? :patriot:
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PBS Poll-435 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-04-08 08:47 PM
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8. Come on now....You know me.
I am not a hater!

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Boojatta Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-04-08 03:20 PM
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6. Since when do Honey Nut Cheerios contain alcohol?
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PBS Poll-435 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-04-08 03:38 PM
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7. Since the accident at the General Mills Plant
:cry::cry::cry:
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Poll_Blind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-04-08 02:29 PM
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5. For the forensics folks out there, I'm pretty sure this was from Sativa, not Indica.
Edited on Wed Jun-04-08 02:34 PM by Poll_Blind


  After reading your message I now cannot stop thinking of her as the Squirrel Lady from the movie "Rat Race". ALSO a Kathy Bates character.

PB
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