George Bush: NOT a Rock Star

[Stephanie]

Can we focus for a minute on what a freaking DWEEB the guy is?



http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/040813/photos_pl/mdf654875

[Stephanie]

1. Sadly, it's genetic

[Catherine Vincent]

2. The freepers think he's just lovely!

Ewww!

[kentuck]

3. I agree. He's not a rock star...

He's not even a roadie.

[DemocratSinceBirth]

4. The Only Thing He's Missing Is A Pocket Protector With A Half Dozen Pens

nt

[Sporadicus]

9. I Resemble That Remark!

I happen to be sporting a pocket protector as we speak! I have in it: a pen, a mechanical pencil, a sharpie, a telescoping magnetic picker-upper, a super-hard scribe, and a spring-loaded center punch. I carry stuff a lot more useful on the job than half-a-dozen pens! Oh, and BTW, I'm glad * doesn't wear one; it would give geeks a bad name!

On edit: I also have two steel rules in there: one rigid, one flexible...and a hardness scale conversion chart...damn! I gotta take inventory more often!

[Stephanie]

11. I don't know what those last three items are!

Please don't run for president! LOL!

[Sporadicus]

13. I May Not Make a Dashing President

but I can wear a hardhat and safety glasses better than *.

[Stephanie]

15. I know you can, baby!

But honestly, who couldn't? I think I could get pull it off better than this effete asshole. Who does he think he's kidding?

This pix is from last week, BTW.

[Sporadicus]

16. Oh Yeah, I Almost Forgot

My safety glasses have side shields, and I've attached a plastic 'horn' on one side so I can clip a jeweler's loupe onto it; the loupe has two separate lenses. I need it for close-up work, but I don't wear it all the time. If I did, I'd have to carry a large stick to keep the women off of me :)

[Stephanie]

17. A red-blooded male with skills, and a job!

You're a catch, not to be confused with the pretender George Bush Junior, who just wears the costume, but doesn't have a clue.

[Sporadicus]

18. He COULD Be a Cowboy

if he weren't afraid of horses

[janx]

12. What is a telescoping magnetic picker-upper?

It sounds cool.

[Sporadicus]

14. It's the Size of a Pen, With a Clip, So it Fits in My Pocket Protector

it telescopes like a car antenna out to about 24", and there's a magnetic tip for picking up all the crap I keep dropping into inaccessible places.

[K8-EEE]

19. Oooh, baby!

Wow remind me not to call you and ask "what are you wearing?"

LOL!

[auburngrad82]

22. His grades weren't high enough to merit a pocket protector

A beer can opener and a funnel, yes, but a pocket protector, no.

[Stephanie]

5. Tie me down

[jimshoes]

6. Who is the guy who's job it is

to make all the flags look like big ugly neckties?

[JNelson6563]

10. *snicker*

Good one Stephanie.

:toast:

[MrSlayer]

7. Who the hell said he was a Rock Star?

Toto Coelo is the musical equivalent of the Bush Presidency.

[Stephanie]

8. CLINTON was a rock star

Bush is just a dweeb.

[richmwill]

20. He IS a Rock Star

...Of the Pat Boone/Wayne Newton variety :)

[tomfodw]

21. Um...let's be fair...

...and honest - John Kerry's not really much of a rockstar either. In the Democratic party, these days, there are two real rockstars: the Big Dog, and Barack Obama.

Kerry's getting huge, enthusiastic crowds (deservedly so), and isn't it a joy to hear a truly articulate campaigner for the presidency? But just because Bush sucks does not mean that Kerry is suddenly Bill Clinton on the stump, because no one is (other than the Big Dog himself, of course).

[Stephanie]

24. Sure, okay

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x627271

[Spirochete]

23. He could pass for a rock

if he were just a little bit smarter.