His EYES are BLACK - Black as night

[matcom]

he has no cornea's

[Starbucks Anarchist]

1. Why do I feel a Doors song coming on?

[JuniperLea]

10. I was thinking Blue Oyster Cult

Career of Evil...

I plot your rubric scarab
I steal your satellite
I want your wife to be my baby tonight

I'll spend the ransom money, but still I'll keep your sheep
I'll steal the mask you're wearing, and then rob you of your sleep


or Cities on Flame...

My heart is black, and my lips are cold

[Starbucks Anarchist]

11. We could break out the cowbell.

But McCain would think supper's ready.

[K Gardner]

2. Like the X-File people who had the black oil disease. And they're Crooked.

[Jane Austin]

3. And his teeth are yellow.

Yellow as scrambled eggs.

[kenny blankenship]

4. Like a doll's eyes

When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living...

[blogslut]

5. He is not well

Look how the left side of his face droops.

[JuniperLea]

13. This is key

We'll be slammed for talking shit about their poor boy with all his ills. He's a hero you know. sigh

[berni_mccoy]

6. I'm waiting for him to just fall to pieces, literally in a clump.

[JuniperLea]

14. The debates will do him in for sure... eom

[blonndee]

7. Those are the hallmark of an evil AND stupid person. Bush has those eyes.

Blank, beady, and shifty. Yuck.

[YDogg]

8. i wonder how his wife puts up with him

[Phx_Dem]

9. You know what that means

don't you? :evilfrown:

[Coexist]

12. my fave description - from The Rude One:

One of the funniest sights in politics these days is a pissed off John McCain. With his wee stature, his comically distended chipmunk cheeks, his achy arms painfully half-waving, and his squeaky little voice, it's just so damn...cute. Watching McCain fume and jump about is like watching a particularly petulant leprechaun leaping mad because he can't find his shillelagh or a circus dwarf who almost got his foot run over by a clown car or a cartoon rodent who just can't get that goddamn cheese from the trap. McCain gets all jumpy and twitchy, and you wanna point and laugh while you get the hell off his lawn before he walks out there and tries to stiffly swing his cane at you.

http://rudepundit.blogspot.com/2008/05/john-mccain-to-soldiers-more-of-you.html

[JuniperLea]

16. Scary shit!

[Skidmore]

15. And he has a heart of darkness to match.

His eyes are very creepy. And he grins like a crocodile before it chomps down.