Don't Do It Hillary! Do Not Concede Tomorrow - WE NEED YOU!

[BobbyVan]

You've won the most votes.

You've won the most battleground states.

You have the experience it takes the govern, and you have the strength to take on McCain and the Republicans in November.

We have come this far together.

Please, do not listen to the media, and stop listening to the same consultants who have given you bad advice throughout the campaign.

Any successes you have had have been IN SPITE of the advice you've been receiving. Prepare to assume the mantle of leadership by following your heart. Don't quit on us now.

[GarbagemanLB]

1. lol

[grantcart]

63. ..

[Medium Baby Jesus]

2. lol

edit: Nice troll.

[JVS]

3. Concede Hillary!

You've overstayed your welcome!

[Ian David]

4. I just hope she "loans" her campaign more of her personal money. n/t

[LaurenG]

5. Bless your heart.

It'll be OK. She's going to do the right thing.

[shadowknows69]

6. Bwah ha ha ha ha ha

Thanks, I needed that.

[fascisthunter]

7. Rush Limbaugh... is that You?

[gcomeau]

8. You forgot your sarcasm tag. -nt

[SwampG8r]

71. are you sure

i have a good sarcasm detector because i grew up on a dairy farm
and it never went off

[casus belli]

118. Same here. n/t

[LTR]

9. She can still win...

...if she wins roughly 88% of all remaining pledged and superdelegates.

Otherwise, you know that popular vote meme you people keep pushing is a bunch of bullshit, right?

[GarbagemanLB]

10. Rise, Hillary, rise...

...to the podium to give your concession speech.

[billyoc]

11. lol

[C_U_L8R]

12. What's the punchline?

Oh wait... I get it...
pretty sneaky
hahahahahahahaha

[SwampG8r]

74. please explain it to me?

i usually get it but this went whoosh over my head

[asthmaticeog]

79. Not sure what C_U_L8R's thinking, but I think the punchline might be the kitten poster. nt

[99th_Monkey]

13. Did you forget to add the sarcasm notice? nt

[northernsoul]

14. If she's so strong and experienced, why did she allow consultants

to make so many dumb decisions for her?

[Ashy Larry]

15. She's not really conceding.

Just acknowledging reality. When Obama gets 2118 delegates, its over whether she concedes or not.

[Kahuna]

76. "Ashy Larry????" That's quite an ..er..uh...unique handle..

:rofl:

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

114. Ashy Larry is from the Dave Chapelle show.

I miss that show.I would love to see a Dave Chappelle skit on this primary race.

His Black Bush skit is CLASSIC.

[NightWatcher]

16. this gets the Uber DUzy of the Year

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

27. Nominating.

[Bicoastal]

17. So THIS is what the orchestra sounds like...

...right before the fat lady sings. :nopity:

[Auntie Bush]

59. Now don't be sexist!

[THUNDER HANDS]

18. don't stop believing

[UndertheOcean]

19. hahahahahahahahahhaaaa

[Tim4319]

20. Must be a Republican!

Just saw a piece on Lou Dobbs with some Republican stating that this mess is the "gift that keeps on giving!"

[Diane R]

21. Oh, I get it. This is where you repeat a lie enough times, and some people might believe it?

[rodeodance]

41. what is the lie?

[newmajority]

42. Yep

Joseph Goebbels would be proud.

[AllentownJake]

Don't worry

I don't think she's going anywhere. Gracious losing isn't in her or Bill.

I think she's more likely to speak at the GOP convention everyday.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

22. THE Bobby Van?!

No offense, but I thought you were dead...

[FatDave]

103. "I thought you were dead"

Are you sure you're not thinking of Snake Plissken?

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

115. Or Jake McCandles...

I'm old school...

[Elidor]

23. Fear not, brave stalwart!

The Lioness of Tuzla is going to wrap it all up tomorrow. Ponies for everybody!

[lisa58]

24. I know it hurts - we all know how much it hurts.

[Dinger]

25. K & R

And thank you:)

[Arrowhead2k1]

26. Hillory goona fix it!

[azmouse]

28. You've got to be kidding....

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

29. Hahahahahahahaha! OK, you need to put the bong down now.

"Stop listening to the same consultants who have given you bad advice throughout the campaign."

What does it say about Hillary's judgment that she hired tools like Mark Penn in the first place, and then continued to take these idiots' bad advice for at least a year? Why should I vote for somebody who obviously doesn't recognize idiots and bad advice when she sees them?

[cliffordu]

30. LOL "Yes, Alex, I'll take Bullshit for twenty dollars......"

[grantcart]

31. NBC just reported that the vote differential was 3,000 votes and that will be wiped out

tomorrow

You see that talking point was based on them getting millions of P Ricans to vote - they didn't

You have to check back and get another talking point

That one died.

[cliffordu]

36. God, I'm tired of having to move the goalposts....

[briv1016]

47. Depends on how you count it.

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2008/president/democratic_vote_count.html

[grantcart]

62. ..

[beachmom]

32. And HOW will she get the delegates to win the nomination?

[cliffordu]

38. "I'm gonna make him an offa he can't refuse..."

[Raine]

33. Too Funny!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[AtomicKitten]

34. The Queen of Appalachia will not be denied!!!!!

[nadinbrzezinski]

35. PSA for you

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x6232132

[Liberal Veteran]

37. Jump!

[bowens43]

39. This has to be satire.

YOu can't possibly believe this. Hillary LOST in every measurable way. She lost because she is the weaker candidate.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

40. Medic!

[nadinbrzezinski]

48. You called?

(Holds paddles in hand, and a shitty grin)

[Starbucks Anarchist]

50. Clear!

:evilgrin:

[nadinbrzezinski]

52. RLOL.... now that is hysterical!

[Erin Elizabeth]

43. We need Hillary like we need to have hot piano wire

run through our eyeballs.

We need Hillary like fish need some nice fresh air.

We need Hillary like we need rivers of lava running in our streets.

We need Hillary like we need six dollar a gallon gas.

Add on as you are struck with the creativity, folks. We need Hillary like _________________________.

[Kierkegaard]

51. A bare naked slide down a 50 foot razor blade?

[Erin Elizabeth]

53. Landing in a vat of hydrogen peroxide!

Yeah! You got it.

We need Hillary like we need to dry shave our legs and then go into the ocean! We need her like we need to snort some Vagisil! Brush our teeth with Nair!

[ampad]

44. lol

I'm definitely releasing my ignore list when she does concede. This is gonna be good.

[elfin]

45. She will NOT "concede" - she

will "temporarily suspend" her campaign and continue to make her failing case to the SDs and "reserve the right" to go to Credentials Committee and wait until the vote at the Convention to give her diehards one last spasm.

Triangulation, Equivocation Forever!!

[Kierkegaard]

54. And then, she'll show up at the innauguration...

"What's he doing here?!? I'm the President! I'm the most qualified! I won the popular vote! Dammit, people LOVE me! It's MY turn!! WAH!!!"

[Erin Elizabeth]

56. ...just for you...

[tabasco]

69. LOLOL!

I love that one.

[Kierkegaard]

73. This toon was my inspiration.

Love it!

[Kahuna]

77. Mike Luckovich is nuts...

in a good way. :rofl:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

46. Adding a photo of a cute kitten won't help a bit.

Hillary still has a very bad case of

[stray cat]

49. Come back Edwards, Biden, Richardson - keep fighting you will win and be president!

[Erin Elizabeth]

55. Ok well if we're going to start doing THIS, I want to go back to

1980 and have a re-count because I SWEAR Carter WON.

[Thrill]

57. LOL!

[Inuca]

58. Sad. Really.

But this too shall pass.

[mloutre]

60. just sayin', is all...

[RBInMaine]

61. She made a tenacious run, BUT someone wins and someone loses. She lost fair and square, now let's

unite around the Democratic nominee. Had Hillary won, I would have united with her and you. The issues and what is at stake in this election are bigger than you and me, bigger than ANY candidate whatever his or her race, or gender, or age, or whatever. Hillary and Barack's POLICIES are virtually identical. We have much more in common than in difference. We must unite around defeating McSAME and the right-wingers. Hillary has a HUGE future in the party: i.e. perhaps: Senate leadership, NY Governor, cabinet member, maybe even VP (although that honestly looks unlikely at this point). Let's unite. She and Bill will work hard for Obama and urge their supporters to support him. We must unite. Thanks.

[City Lights]

64. You forgot "You've racked up the most debt."

:rofl:

[Jersey Devil]

65. Will you turn on Hillary if she quits?

I believe that Saturday's DNC hearing before the Rules & Bylaws Committee was a done deal before they even started that meeting, that the meeting was a dog & pony show and all that crap by Ickes was just theater. If Hillary quits tomorrow night I believe that would confirm it.

So how will you and other strong Hillary supporters react if she abandons you after putting you through an emotional wringer and swearing on a stack of Bibles she would never quit?

[YDogg]

66. waaaaa!!!!!!!!!!11

[dailykoff]

67. You've got the most delusional AARP members

and they're going off their meds if Hillary concedes!

[rucky]

68. Why do I feel like I'm at the dentist's office?

[DeadElephant_ORG]

70. "most votes" MY ASS! Some people will believe ANYTHING. n/t

[Kahuna]

72. Operation Chaos continues...

:eyes:

[madrchsod]

75. ok......i guess you better find another candidate

[workinclasszero]

78. ***DON'T QUIT GODDESS OF PEACE!! WE NEED YOU!!***

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KACQuZVAE3s
:hide: :yoiks: :evilgrin:

[leeroysphitz]

116. Give that woman an AM radio talk show!

I'd also like to subscribe to her newsletter. :sarcasm:

[Bright Eyes]

80. If only this had been a coronation and not a primary.....

[anonymous171]

81. lol

[matcom]

82. you're pathetic

:rofl:

[RiverStone]

83. What time is her speech tomorrow?

[K Gardner]

84. Oh hellit !! And we have to listen to this crap for SEVEN days AFTER she concedes, if she ever does

[Window]

85. Aw...aren't you special.

Hillary is 44 is this way ---------------->

[jgraz]

86. I got your kitty right here

[cui bono]

87. Wait a minute... Bobby Van hosted the TV show "Make Me Laugh"...

Well you did it!

:rofl:


Here's a sample of the show for those of you not familiar with it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRNnRJny9j4

[kwenu]

88. Don't worry, she can be president for life in the universe in your head.

[VolcanoJen]

89. Hillary for President of Hang-In-There Kitties

:patriot:

[BlooInBloo]

90. Is this serious or satire?

[SoxFan]

91. Fail

You've won the most votes.

Wrong. You're forgetting this inconvenient thing called "caucus voters"

You've won the most battleground states.

So did Walter Mondale. How'd that work out?

You have the experience it takes the govern

Richardson, Biden, and Dodd all had far more experience. Besides, by your rules, we should dig up Strom Thurmond and nominate him.

[Condem]

92. Good to hear from you, mountain.

[Douglas Carpenter]

93. I do believe in fairies - I do believe in fairies , I do, I do, I do believe in fairies

[Phoonzang]

94. Feeling cold?

Need flame?

[susankh4]

95. She'll be hangin in...

Look at all the support:
http://guerillawomentn.blogspot.com/

[salguine]

96. Except...

She hasn't won the most votes.

Her having won the most "battleground" states would still be debatable even if it weren't irrelevant.

Experience my ass. She and her fanatical followers have continually mistaken proximity to power as work experience.

The fact that she hasn't shown sufficient judgment not to take endless horrible advice from those consultants, and has run a campaign lousy with appallingly bad planning and financial mismanagement, shows beyond any doubt that she'd be a shitty president.

[BlueJac]

97. I'll be nice, no comment.

[faithfulcitizen]

98. Welcome to DU Harriet!!!

:hi:

[QueenOfCalifornia]

99. And your point is?

[KAZ]

100. Buh-bye BV. You've been one of the worst trolls.

[AZ Criminal JD]

101. She should not concede

The last time we nominated someone who had not won the popular vote was in 1972 with McGovern. It foretold a disastrous defeat. Obama and his supporters obviously don't want any unity so she should take it to the Convention.

[BobbyVan]

102. Don't give up!!!

[azmouse]

107. ...

[jazzjunkysue]

104. Surrender, Hillary.

[ileus]

105. Keep fighting the good fight.

[BobbyVan]

123. We're with you Hill!

[Doityourself]

106. AWwww.....cute kitten...Hillary will concede there's no room not to do so

[LibertyorDeath]

108. I hope she chokes on her own viciousness

:puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke:

:puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke:

:puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke:

:puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke:

[barack the house]

109. The campaign is damaging our chances, if she concedes she is being responsible.

[VotesForWomen]

122. no; an Obama nomination will eliminate our chances. nt

[barack the house]

110. The campaign is damaging our chances, if she concedes she is being responsible.

[Fox Mulder]

111. Oh geez...

:eyes:

[demwing]

112. No. No we don't.

She didn't win the most votes.

She didn't win the most battleground states.

She has no experience governing, being the first lady is not "experience."

She has no strength to challenge McCain, she has actually praised him!

She should not have gone this far.

Stop with the fuzzy kitty! It hasn't been cute for 20 years! Poor damn thing, someone get it out of that freaking tree! Forcing it to hang on, long after it should have dropped, is just cruel!

We don't need Hillary to go away mad. We just need her to to go away SOON. Like tomorrow. Or maybe tonight.

[Barack_America]

113. This message brought to you by the RNC. nt

[casus belli]

117. Kinda sad really.

I mean, I REALLY like Obama, but you wouldn't catch me begging him to stay in a lost cause just because I was having trouble dealing with the loss.

[TooRaLoo]

119. LEAVE HILLARY ALONE

x(

[goletian]

120. lol, its either "hang in there" or hang on to your dignity. judging by her lack of judgment so far..

shes probably going to hang in there. eh, not like shes got any dignity left anyway.

[VotesForWomen]

121. seconded. she can not and will not quit. this is a decision for the convention. nt

[GalleryGod]

128. I think NOT; Watch the "Done Deal" tonight and ask yourself

if you want Johnny Mac picking the replacements for Souter,Ginsberg, Powell and others?

Heck, if she plays her cards right, Sen. Clinton, could be one of those picks!
Now THERE is a capstone to a career.

That is all. Stand EZ

[madwivoter]

124. Psst: Hillary isn't here

This is one of the funniest posts I've seen in quite some time.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[mkultra]

125. yeah, i think she has had terrible counsel.

Any successes have been despite Penn and Co

[papapi]

126. NEWS FLASH: Hillary Clinton CLAIMS PIGS CAN FLY! Still can't earn the nomination.

[Liberal In Texas]

127. Someday you might try the reality based world.

She has not won the most votes. Period. Even if she had, its' about delegates, not popular vote.
Battleground states in the primary have nothing to do with what will happen in the general.