*************Top Ten Mistakes Barack Obama Might Make************

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

Lots of talk from Clinton supporters about things that could happen to the political novice and utterly un-vetted Barack Obama, miscues which would derail his run and justify Clinton's continuing campaign without money, without enough pledged delegates, without enough super-delegates, and with waning support.

Here then, are The Top Ten Mistakes Barack Obama Might Make:

10. Flip-flops to support bans on hope and change.
9. Finds out his campaign strategist is lobbying for Colombians and only pretends to fire him.
8. Rookie political gaffe: endorses Hillary.
7. Reveals he drinks coffee black and hates lattes.
6. Tries to give away half of Czechoslovakia to Hitler.
5. Bowls an 11.
4. Speaks before a crowd of only 45,000.
3. Two words: Redneck Makeover.
2. Tugs on John McCain's jowls "just to see if they're real."
1. Starts giggling and calling his supporters "the unpopular vote."


If I forgot any, please add 'em on.

[sfaprog]

1. Make Clinton his VP

He'll be see as weak and caving in. And dead within a year.

[I Have A Dream]

9. I'm actually an Obama supporter but...

this is really uncalled for. Clinton deserves more respect from us than this. x(

[Coexist]

2. walks into Suncoast Groves

and turns down offer of OJ, requesting a cuppa Joe instead.

[Epiphany4z]

3. slap his wife on the

butt and tell her to get in the kitchen and bake him a pie?

[DevonRex]

4. I'm giggling over "Tugs on John McCain's jowls." Hee hee. nt

[DearAbby]

5. Calls Clinton at 3:am just to see her response.....n/t

[Submariner]

6. Forgets to suck up to the small minded uber-patriot neocon voter

[DAGDA56]

7. Newly unearthed documents reveal that, instead of going to Harvard...

...he spent those years in the Air National Guard!

[Fire_brand]

8. Loses the support of black people

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

10. Not Picking Hillary As His VP.

That's his only right option to make things right and give us the best chances in November.

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

11. you do understand this thread is a joke, right?

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

12. Figured I'd Piss In It Anyway.

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

13. I'm having trouble keeping it all straight. Are you a Clinton supporter again?