Inappropriate Hottie Rundown: Potential Democratic VPs

[julialnyc]

http://www.236.com/news/2008/05/14/inappropriate_hottie_rundown_p_8_6501.php

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Inappropriate Hottie Rundown: Potential Democratic VPs

Teehee, New Mexico governor Bill Richardson will knock your calcetines off! This swoonworthy former diplomat courted his future wife in high school by leaving a sombrero on her doorstep, which means he'll probably cry during sex, then ask you to pray with him afterwards. Don't be surprised if he clutches a rose in his teeth while convincing you he'll help court the Latino vote. He's un hombre grande, so be sure to get on top, and keep some ointment handy for the beard burn.
3 out of 4 heartbeats away from the presidency

[panAmerican]

1. Ay, Dios mio

:silly:

[julialnyc]

2. Wes Clark

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Dive into the charms of retired Army General Wesley Clark! A military man in uniform is always a turn-on, but a hardbodied half-naked one's even better. How steamy would it be to ogle this silver fox's medals while roleplaying as a grateful post-NATO-invasion Albanian Kosovar, calling him "Supreme Allied Commander"? Just don't get him started on John Kerry (major buzzkill). Warning: He's hyperdisciplined, so if you're flabby, he'll probaby make you do like 1000 situps before hooking up. It'll be worth it, though.
4 out of 4 heartbeats away from the presidency

[Peace Patriot]

3. LOL! Y'all seen pix of the president of Ecuador?

Holy Coca Leaf Tea! That man is the Zorro of my white childhood dreams!

Rafael Correa Calls Bush a Retard (fab photo)

Ecuador's hunky president bailed on Bush’s U.N. dinner after hearing his speech:"I did not go to the dinner. I was going to go, but I suspended (my attendance) in protest against the barbarities in his speech. He does not..

http://www.borev.net/2007/09/rafael_correa_calls_bush_a_ret.html

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Keeping Up With Hunky McHotsalot (another good photo)

Happy Earth Day everybody! Can you name the country that manages to pack Pacific coastline, the Andes, the Amazon and “the Galapagos” into just over 100,000 square miles, and whose president happens to have two perfect Earth-like globes that...

http://www.borev.net/2008/04/keeping_up_with_hunky_mchotsal.html

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How Can You Not Love This Guy? (--he simply doesn't take bad photos)

"Ecuador's leftist President Rafael Correa said Washington must let him open a military base in Miami if the United States wants to keep using an air base on Ecuador's Pacific coast."

http://www.borev.net/2007/10/how_can_you_not_love_this_guy.html

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Confidential to Cristina Fernandez de Whatshisname (photo of her, not him; mostly about Cristina, after the jump...)

My Darling Cristina, I’ll admit I’ve adored other presidents before you. It’s no secret that I’ve lusted after Rafael Correa’s sun kissed body as it emerged, wet and glistening, from the waters of the Pacific like some primal man-Venus...

http://www.borev.net/2007/12/confidential_to_cristina_ferna.html

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And on some more serious matters (no Zorro photos):

Good God, Ya’ll (--photo of Bush pal who hates Rafael Correa and bombed his country with ten 500 lb. U.S. "smart bombs")

Colombian President Alvaro Uribe is in the habit of taking dramatic actions to undermine his war-torn country’s fragile peace process, but he sort of outdid himself this weekend when he invaded Ecuador. We’ve got the rundown of some FAQs,...

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Ecuador Would Be So Much Better Off If The Washington Post Co. Owned & Operated It (no photos)

The Post ran an interview today with our hot throbbing mancrush Rafael Correa asking super condescending questions in the way only a U.S. journalist would be (arrogant) empowered enough to ask, like “why aren’t you running your country more like X?...

http://www.borev.net/2007/10/ecuador_would_be_so_much_bette.html

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So-o-o-o, what are the chances of this Beautiful Man becoming Vice President of the United States--instead of, say, getting nuked by Donald Rumsfeld (yup, he's got his eyes on things down there) and/or chopped up into pieces and his body parts thrown into a mass grave, as Bush's pals in Colombia do to leftists?

He's not a citizen, you say? Right. Well, is Cheney? Anybody ask him for his papers lately? Prove it. Prove that Dick Cheney is a citizen of the United States! So much for that.

As for whether or not the Bushites are going to win, in South America, and succeed at dismembering its many new democratic leftist leaders, like Rafael Correa, the answer is no. And the reason is that the beauty is more than skin deep and includes beautiful ideas, like democracy and fairness. And when people get ideas like that, and get organized and put leaders in power to implement those ideas, they are unconquerable.

Does it matter that Rafael Correa is not a citizen of the U.S.? Not a whole lot--when you look at the traitors we have in the White House claiming to be citizens. They've thrown out the Constitution anyway, and borders mean nothing to them--they bomb, they kill, they torture, wherever they damned please--so what the hell? Why not vote for an Ecuadoran, and maybe they'll let us into the South American Common Market!