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[Kadie]

I am so right! Bush supporter Temille Hoffert gives a Kerry fan a piece of her mind in Davenport, Iowa

I love how the Kerry fan looks so mellow while that woman is raising her blood pressure.

[salinen]

1. She has her mother's eyes

and her uncle's mouth.

[gmoney]

2. "How dare you call ME divisive?"

[DrFunkenstein]

3. "I Got An $88,000 Tax Cut, Just Like Cheney"

You're damn right I'm the top 1%!!!

[HEFFA]

4. I want a President who's a mouth-breather, JUST LIKE MEEEEEEE!!!!!

Does my breath smell like bullshit? It should, 'cuz it's all I spew, just like MY candidate does!

[jimshoes]

5. This poor girl's head will surely explode

when * loses. Good!

[Zynx]

6. All harcore Republicans have that same weird stare.

[Mortos]

7. I have Jesus in my heart

So fuck off you godless commie liberal.

[Sparkly]

8. "I served with Kerry on a swiftboat, and let me tell you,

he got his Purple Hearts for hangnails! That green beret guy was just doing diving practice off the boat! And we were all there only because we had ambitions to be president one day and it was the opportunistic way to go!"

[JohnKleeb]

9. roooooooooar

God that woman looks nuts. The kerry dude just holds a smile heh, brilliant.

[TexasSissy]

10. I know that God wants Bush to be President!

[zulchzulu]

11. I AM A JESUS FREAK AND I HAVE A 92 IQ!!!!!

The dress gives it away. I think Anti-Choicers have a Protest Dress Catalog they all buy crap from.

What did her prevert Jesus freak uncle do to her in the barn at Thanksgiving when she was five. That's the question I always ask.

Pity the poor gal.

[oasis]

12. "Don't you dare clutter this debate with actual facts"

[Guaranteed]

13. "No, I DO have cavities...

and Clinton gave them to me!"

[CarolynEC]

14. "I went to YOUR schools, I went to YOUR churches...

... I went to YOUR institutions of higher learning, and you say I'M crazy? I'm not crazy! You're the one that's crazy!"

[defoliant]

15. "I know what I am talking about ...

I served on the Swiftboats in Vietnam, too, and Kerry pushed that guy into the water, then shot himself!"

[JSJ]

16. "i demand that you cum in my gaping mouth"

[drhilarius]

17. "Now, here's my impression of Linda Blair in 'The Exorcist'"

[displacedtexan]

18. No one named Hoffert has contributed to a political candidate in Iowa...

according to www.newsmeat.com...

Hm.

Pretty vile expression for an uptight tightwad.


Edited: I forgot to add my caption!

What have you done to its eyes???!!!

[Anarcho-Socialist]

19. ..."and that's why subsidized healthcare is communism"...

..."and why don't you get a job, you tree-hugging, commie, bleeding-heart librul".

GUY: "I can see your poor quality dental work from here".

[Joe Fields]

20. "Will campaign for food."

[WI_DEM]

21. she looks young enough to volunteer to go to Iraq

Why doesn't she really show her support for her leader and enlist?

[demwing]

22. Send ME!

I'll volunteer to fight terrorism in the mid-east! I'll sit down with leaders from an international coalition of nations to develope an exit strategy from Iraq! I'll meet with minority leaders to hash out an inclusive domestic agenda! I'll give up my top tier tax break for the greater good of all American!

SEND ME!

Hope is on the way! Change is in the air! HELP IS ON THE WAY!

oh..wait. err...wrong convention, never mind.

(Psst - Carl Rove, what was I supposed to say? Oh Yeah!)

4 MORE YEARS!

[JI7]

23. look at that Kerry guy

while we can't see his entire face, from what i can see it seems he has a calm expression and probably has dealt with this type of thing many times from right wingers. seems like he knows what she is going to spew and is just calmly waiting for her to finish the same old crap.