Obama supporters: defend him if you can!

[smoogatz]

I hear Obama's paperboy knows a kid whose father's brother-in-law hung out with a guy whose uncle had a girlfriend who once stole a Slim-Jim from a 7-11. WHEN WILL OBAMA PUBLICLY REPUDIATE SHOPLIFTING?!??! WHEN!?!??!?!?!?!!!!!

[here_is_to_hope]

1. ZOMG!!11!! He is toastesess!! eom

[nxylas]

9. His poll ratings are going into freefall!

There was a poll yesterday that showed him 1% down on a similar poll a week ago. He should get out of the race now and hand the nomination to Hillary.

[lisa58]

2. that's indefensible...

...stealing slim-jims from 7-11 is a gateway crime

[nichomachus]

4. Worse than that

even going into a 7-11 is a gateway crime

[here_is_to_hope]

5. Thats right!11!! Slim Jims are used to break in to

cars!1!!11!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slim_Jim_(lock_pick)

[BlooInBloo]

3. He must renounce and reject it!!!

[EmperorHasNoClothes]

6. That's DISGUSTING.

Geez, if you're going to steal something from a 7-11, at least make it something good. A Slim Jim? blech.

[billyoc]

7. Stealing Slim-Jims is not a crime.

Eating them is a crime.

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

11. Strongly disagree.

Making them is a crime.

[islandmkl]

8. He CAN'T repudiate this event!!...

To be critical of the theft of pig-based products (she possibly stole some pork rinds, also) would..

REVEAL THE OBAMA IS A 'SLEEPER' MUSLIM who is more concerned with upholding Muslim faith than with upholding 'Murkin Law...

[Dr. Strange]

10. LINK?!?!?!

And it better not be some right-wing source!

"If you don't find a link, I'm gonna let it sink!"