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Ian David Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 11:31 PM
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Fuck you, Keith Olbermann! You are dead to me!
Edited on Wed Apr-23-08 11:32 PM by IanDB1
He just told David Letteman that President Obama was down by 10%.

He was down by 9.3%, not 10%!

Fuck you!

I hate you!

I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you !!!!!!!






Yes, I'm kidding.

Geesh.
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ruby slippers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 11:33 PM
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1. I'm just glad that Dave told him he was an enormous man because....
when he walked out on stage I thought....wow, Keith, you have gained some serious weight.....

Send Keith carrots!!!!
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malik flavors Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 11:36 PM
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7. Yea, Keith could stand to loose a couple el bees.
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Tribetime Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 11:34 PM
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2. I know it's hard to tell sometimes around here
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EFerrari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 11:34 PM
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3. This place is like the Night of the Living Dead already.
lol

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Radio_Lady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-25-08 10:48 PM
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41. I have to remember that every night before I go to bed.
It's the ZOMBIES! They're killing the Democratic Underground, and if I don't watch out, they'll KILLLLLL MEEEEEEE....

:rofl:
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Joyce78 Donating Member (497 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 11:34 PM
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4. What are you
ranting about?
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still_one Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 11:35 PM
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5. you almost had me there /nt
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AtomicKitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 11:35 PM
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6. Whew. Good thing I scrolled down. I was about to turn the hose on you.
:D
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 11:37 PM
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8. 12:30 am EST: 9,219 out of 9,264 Districts (99.51%) Reporting Statewide
CLINTON, HILLARY .......... 1,238,232..........54.6%
OBAMA, BARACK ............. 1,030,703..........45.4%

Hillary won (so far) by 9.2%.

Yet, for the past 24+ hours the M$M has reported she won by 10%.

http://www.electionreturns.state.pa.us
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EFerrari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 11:39 PM
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11. They aren't about to kill their cash cow.
They want it to keep going into Denver.
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 11:49 PM
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25. She has debts.
As soon as they are paid, especially her debt to herself, she will drop out.


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Shae Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-24-08 07:31 AM
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35. If I knew that for sure
I'd send her a check.
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mac2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 11:39 PM
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12. If you wait around she might win by 9.9999%
Will that set you off?
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 11:47 PM
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21. Look! Flying pigs!

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liberaldem4ever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-24-08 08:41 AM
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37. I hadn't seen that one before-LOL!!!
That is a good one Swamp Rat!
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 11:51 PM
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27. When Neptune's numbers come in, she'll be ahead by 423%
:)
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 11:40 PM
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14. That's beacause they all said she had to win by double digits
(henceforth to be known as DD's) in order to keep going, they have to keep her hopes alive so they have something to talk about that doesn't involve the war, the economy, our crumbling infrastructure, what a complete and total douchebag McCain is, etc., etc, ad nauseum...
:puke:
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 11:46 PM
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20. It makes 'good copy' for the Amerikan Pravda.
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DesertFlower Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 11:42 PM
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16. it pisses me off. why can't they say 9%.
it's closer to 9 than 10. they say double digits. well that could be anywhere from 10% to 99%.
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 11:44 PM
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18. Fuzzy math?
One thing is for sure. They think Americans, in general, are really dumb.



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VenusRising Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 11:50 PM
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26. Because it keeps this race and story alive and their ratings up.
Edited on Wed Apr-23-08 11:50 PM by VenusRising
It's all about money for the M$M. Sad, but true.
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wisteria Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 11:53 PM
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29. Yeah, makes you wonder why.n/t
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VenusRising Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 11:37 PM
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9. My favorite part was when Keith told Dave
Obama would have to move out of the country for Hillary to have a clear path to the nomination. :rofl:
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SunsetDreams Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 11:42 PM
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17. lol Venus that was hillarious!
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Cha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 11:48 PM
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22. And we aren't letting Obama
move anywhere but on to the next primary.
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Joyce78 Donating Member (497 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 11:38 PM
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10. What happened on Letterman? Was KO the guest?
Sorry kids ... attended a Dayton Dragon baseball game this evening and viewed local news, weather, etc.
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Joyce78 Donating Member (497 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 11:42 PM
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15. I'll respond to myself
KO was Dave's guest ... what happened?
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ruby slippers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 11:44 PM
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19. Dave told him he was, for choice of better words....fat!
Plus a lot of talk about the primary going on for so long...oh, and some Trickle racing guy.
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Berry Cool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-24-08 06:25 AM
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32. I think he was just saying, Keith is BIG, period.
I mean, the guy is six three and a half. He also has a huge head and feet. He's joked about it many times.
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Medusa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-24-08 07:27 AM
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34. Sorry but he's fat and Dave called him on it.
I was shocked by how fat he is. Dave obviously was too. All I can say is that the MSNBC camera crew must be doing some clever shots to hide the fat.
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ruby slippers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-25-08 10:48 PM
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42. yes, you could tell because his jacket didn't close properly....
I always heard him talk about his "big head" but I thought he was making a joke because he thinks of things openly and, well, you know, kinda over the edge....

I just never noticed it until a few days ago on Countdown, and then the appearance on Letterman floored me. I thought he looked like he was "healthy" and then to have Dave call him on it, well, that made me chuckle.

Again, it was his suit that gave him away. Look at the shoulders next time. They got broader unless he has them tailored or buys new suits soon.....

Anyway, I admire him....fat or not....:silly:
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VenusRising Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 11:49 PM
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23. **Spoiler** - for those who haven't seen it.
He talked about the math mostly. And how it's virtually impossible for Hillary to be the nominee without the people getting angry that their votes were overturned by the Supers. Then Dave asked him about the absurd amount of money that is spent in this process. Keith said that ideally, the candidates would be given X amount of money and X amount of free air time by the government and the networks, but the networks don't really go in for that. Dave used starvation as an example of the money wasted saying that 700 million dollars is what it would take to keep starvations levels as they are and that these candidates have raised half a billion.

That's about it
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Medusa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-24-08 08:50 AM
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39. All for a job that pays what--a couple hundred grand a year?
sure the benefits are great but every single person who has ever held that office ages far more than 4 or 8 years in their tenure as president. It makes you wonder why they all want it so desperately doesn't it?
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az chela Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 11:40 PM
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13. I love Keith
He has the balls of an elephant
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demwing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 11:49 PM
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24. Did He Really Say PRESIDENT Obama?
F*ckin' A Cool!
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ruby slippers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 11:55 PM
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30. darn, somebody help me here.....
I posted three times just to let everyone know Keith was on...and now, I am watching Jenna and Laura Bush on Larry King LIVE! and Larry asked Laura if she had a favorite candidate and she said of course...McCain. Then he asked Jenna and he hinted that it would also be McCain but she actually hesitated and appeared kinda uncomfortable and looked at her Mom and said something to the effect that you need to get to know other candidates. I'll bet my bottom dollar she is secretly supporting OBAMA!!!!!!!

Somebody post this in a new thread, please, so we can discuss. And, somebody get the darn YouTube up and running FAST!!!!

I kinda like Jenna now.....
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liberaldem4ever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-24-08 08:48 AM
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38. I tried to not blame the twins too much
You can't pick your parents. I would have hated to end up with GWB as my dad. Ugh. I would like to think Jenna was secretly supporting Obama, but she is marrying a big Right Winger who I think worked for KKKarl Rove. So I doubt it.
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ruby slippers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-25-08 10:44 PM
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40. maybe it is an "arranged marriage" then...wouldn't put it past Dubya....
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mac2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-26-08 08:27 AM
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44. The husband looks like a RWer religious nut.
That's not a good fit for a Bush swinger gal. She is a lot smarter than him too. Not that I approve or like any Bush family members.
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wisteria Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 11:52 PM
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28. Set keith straight on the number please. It is actually 9.2. n/t
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Yukari Yakumo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-24-08 12:32 AM
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31. 10%, 9%, 9.5%... Does it really matter?
And will anyone care (except us) by Friday?

That aside...

At least he pointed out that Obama essentially has the nom won. The only thing HRH HRC can hope for is a miracle.
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mikekohr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-24-08 07:05 AM
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33. NOPE! She's a dead man walking
Senator Obama picked up 5 super delegates in the last week, more than Senator Clinton has picked up in the last two months. Senator Clinton was hoping SD's would decide this race, instead it appears they are affirming that we, the rabble, count.

This is a developing case of, "Be careful what you wish for, you might get it."

mike kohr
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mac2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-24-08 08:38 AM
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36. I don't
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ShortnFiery Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-25-08 10:51 PM
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43. LOL "under the bus" space has never been at such a premium.
Rut Roo! :P
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