Caption this Obama picture!

[XemaSab]

He's questioning Petraeus and Cocker.



I snaked the picture out of this (most excellent) thread by bigtree:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x5432579

[AllentownJake]

1. For the last time

I won't be your VP Hillary I'm winning now get the hell out of here.

[Johnny__Motown]

2. Your... outta... here......and when I say here I mean Iraq. and when I say you I mean our troops....

[crankychatter]

3. Just to clarify, uh, my specific question is, um... WHEN DO WE GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE?

HM?

[Lucky 13]

4. "Hit the bricks you Jive Turkeys!"

GOBAMA.

Incidentally, the man behind him appears to be suffering a stroke.

[keep_it_real]

6. Or asleep

[MoJoWorkin]

11. I believe that man is Senator Bob Menedez of New Jersey

Looks like Bob is thinking to himself---I should have endorsed Obama.

[gateley]

13. Menendez KICKED ASS today at the hearing -- one of the best, IMO.

I'd never even heard of him before -- very impressive!

[Beacool]

25. Yep, he did well.

He's my senator and neighbor and is a decent man. Corzine is my neighbor too. We all live in Hoboken.

[gateley]

34. Well tell him he has a new fan in North Carolina!

:hi:

[Beacool]

46. Next time I see him I will. n/t

[Kokonoe]

27. That is why you never heard of him. eom

[shaniqua6392]

50. His line of questioning was better than

any of the political candidates in my opinion. It was so refreshing to hear someone just come out and say what we are all thinking. The three Presidential candidates tiptoed around the truth of the matter.

[Beacool]

49. Nope, I know Bob and he's a Hillary supporter all the way.

Even though I'm sure he'll support Obama if he ends up being the nominee.

[keep_it_real]

5. I declare by my thumb we will get out of Iraq when I am President

[quantass]

7. General, you do realize Hillary's got her sniper pointing at us? (man on the right is leaning away)

[Buzz Clik]

8. "Tiger Woods? That's a comparison I can live with."

[whistle]

9. Obama says there must be fifty ways to leave Iraq

You just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free

Ooo slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just listen to me
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free

Patraeus said it grieves me so to see you in such pain
I wish there was something I could do to make you smile again
Obama said I appreciate that and would you please explain
About the fifty ways

Crocker said why don't we both just sleep on it tonight
And I believe in the morning you'll begin to see the light

And then Crocker kissed Obama's ass and realized he probably was right
There must be fifty ways to leave Irag

Obama repeats fifty ways to leave Iraq

You just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free

Slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just listen to me
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free!

[merwin]

10. First off, you're saying I CANNOT get a Whopper?

How can you be out of Whoppers?

[Spirochete]

12. "Look at my thumb...

gee, you're dumb!"

[Zachstar]

14. Uhh ya lets just exit Iraq. Plain and simple! Im super CEREAL

[rug]

15. "Thirdly, . . ."

[TheDoorbellRang]

31. Dang, you did it again.

"Thirdly" :rofl:

[dailykoff]

16. See what I did to Blondie?

That's you in eleven months.

[berni_mccoy]

17. "Hillary Pays Mark Penn $101,600 PER DAY?!?! Get the F*$@ OUTA HERE!"

Yes, it's true. Clinton pays Penn over 100,000 PER DAY: http://journals.democraticunderground.com/berni_mccoy/270

[mtnsnake]

18. "Chelsea Clinton's 2016 Vice Presidential Running Mate"

[GoldieAZ49]

19. Is it safe to hitchhike in Iraq?

[keep_it_real]

20. Talk to the thumb; the thumb is listening to your bulls**t

[ElsewheresDaughter]

21. Hey....I told my pal Rezko to take a walk once I desided to run for President.

[NewHampshireDem]

36. Hahahahaha ...

'desided' FTW!

Seriously, that's a big cup of fail for you.

[WillYourVoteBCounted]

48. Plop!

[gmudem]

22. Is Hillary pointing a Bosnian-made sniper rifle at me?

I'm afraid to look.

[Jim Sagle]

23. Steeeerike three...yer OUT!!!!!!

[SunsetDreams]

24. You two

can either be a part of the solution or you can be a part of the problem and get out of the way.

[goldcanyonaz]

26. Whatever Hillary just said. That's my final answer.

[Willo]

28. "Just so we're clear General, I didn't ask you, I'm telling you...Take the troops OUT!

[Catherine Vincent]

29. "Yes, I realize some of my supporters over at DU are huge assholes but there's always hope & change"

[BuyingThyme]

30. One more lie and you're outta here.

[MagickMuffin]

32. Take a HIKE, Gen. Betray, ahem Gen. Petraeus

NOW...

[BenDavid]

33. I gave a speech in 2002 that said I was against this war from the

beginning but I gave no speech in 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007 and I did not filibuster in either 2007 or 2008 because all I got is that speech I gave in 2002......

[Huge Ego Sorry]

35. Aaaay!!!

Sit on it.

[johnnydrama]

37. here it is

It's the "delegates" part of

I've won the most

1. Delegates
2. Voters
3. States

[Life Long Dem]

38. "So I take your attentiveness 'General' to my questions as a thumbs-up

to me being your next Commander in Chief?"

"So I take your attentiveness 'General' to my questions as a thumbs-up to me being your next Commander in Chief?" - required

... over my opponents" - optional

"and over the current blank in the White House? - optional

[krawhitham]

39. Excuse me while I whip this out.

[grantcart]

40. lol

[Huge Ego Sorry]

43. I'm sorry to disappoint you, miss, but you're sucking on my arm. n/t

[grantcart]

41. So I can practice my bowling back there?

[krispos42]

42. "General, Bush's hand is so far up your ass...

...that there is no way I could ever get my thumb up there"



"Don't let the door hitya where the good Lord splitya."



<make masterbatory motion> "Yeah, sure general. A 15% temporary increase is US troops is doing this. Not the 4% of the country dead, 8% fled, and another 8% moved by one way or another into homogenous walled neighborhoods. Nor that powerful cleric with the massive militia declaring a cease-fire. Nor out extensive payments to both sides to keep them from killing themselves or each other. The 'tip' did it.

"General, here's a clue: I'm not as dumb as you sound."

[2rth2pwr]

44. Gotta light?

[Life Long Dem]

45. "I just come from a concert General and i think i'm still holding the lighter"

B-)

[Alter Ego]

47. "You see that? Sniper bullet outta fuckin NOWHERE!"

[not_too_L8]

51. You want me to believe what? ...Hit the road!