I'm so excited about the latest "Kerry scandal" on Drudge!

[funky_bug]

So Vanessa has breasts... wow... THIS is the best the right could come up with to discredit Kerry? Amazing. I'm honestly excited about this "scandal." The right media morning show goons are all over this today. They are so excited that Vanessa has breasts.

And where exactly does Drudge expect this comparison to lead to? The Bush-gone-wild twins? This shows an incredible level of desperation, and like every other dagger that the right has thrown at Kerry, will backfire tremendously. Pop some popcorn and sit awhile... this is getting FUNNY!

[billybob537]

1. Oh my god

Imagine the horror. Must be a slow news day.

[funky_bug]

4. Right...slow except...

...for that dirty little leak about Bush and Cheney approving a slight deviation from the Geneva Convention...

Let's see... torturing prisoners v.s. Vanessa's nipples...

Ya think Drudge is using sex to distract the sheep?

[Sparkly]

2. Remember the discovery that Chelsea has nipples?

A photograph showed them, or at least one of them, seen brazenly flaunting its shape under her t-shirt.

These Democratic women will stop at nothing!!

[Cocoa]

3. or as Drudge would say...

her dirty pillows were showing. :scared:

[ronnykmarshall]

11. OK, Mrs. White.

I betcha you told your daughter Carrie not to go to the prom either. :silly:

[liberalitch]

14. Yup! Us democratic women have tits....

...and balls!

[JI7]

5. that was his other daughter alexandra, not vanessa

the pics are of his older daughter alexandra. but i agree with everything else you said about it.

[funky_bug]

Ruh Roh...

my bad. Thanks for the check!

[crushbush04]

6. I tell you what...

...I am totally voting for Kerry now!! He should stop looking for his veep candidate right now, she is it. Just think... she is gonna be hanging around the White House folks.

[DBoon]

7. Drudge = "Beavis and Butthead"

heh heh heh he said "breasts

[crushbush04]

8. I think

the correct spelling and pronounciation is BRESSESES

[Monument]

9. It was Alex, not Vanessa

you must admit that it's a funny headline "KERRY DAUGHTER SHOWS CANNES!"

sorry, i do find that amusing.

[DrFunkenstein]

10. What Ever Happened To Good Ole' AWOL, Harken, and Cocaine?

That's even before we get into drunk driving and Kenny Boy! If you want to make this about personal character, let's talk about Daddy's Boy! And how about Uncle Bandar?

[samsingh]

12. Kerry has a beautiful daughter!

[liberalitch]

13. WHO HAS A GREAT RACK!

Okay,.... I said it and I'm a straight female.

[Mz Pip]

15. Much more tasteful

than the pics of the drunken Bush twins.

Really, who would you rather have drive you home??? Alex or Jenna?

MzPip
:dem:

[geniph]

16. Well, that oughta get Kerry some votes!

I know guys who are clueless enough that they couldn't tell you which political party either candidate is in, but they'll probably vote for Kerry now because they'll remember this name as being associated with BREASTS! Thanks, Drudge Report!

hahahahaha!!!

[MAlibdem]

17. should help us...

More Howard Stern voters...