John McCain is the whitest person I have ever seen...

[mikelewis]

He has absolutely no color to him at all... save for some make-up and the liver spots; I'd swear he was almost an albino. Is he too white to be President in a country that is a racially rich as America?

But how white is he really?



Seen here, the real McCain... the straight shooter is finally revealed. He's not white at all... he's a sort of a coppery wipe-on-tan color... a true soul man...

The McCain we see today is no whitey white white from whitey town U.S.A... he is a secret supporter of homosexuals, accepts female priests as actual priests and refuses to listen Leviticus and stone them, he is also a non-believer in the Bible as the absolute authority over everything on this Earth... Yes, he is an open Episcopalian and amazingly seems to have no shame. Once America sees the true McCain, is he white enough to win the presidency? If Obama should win the primary... would Republicans stay home eating mayonnaise sandwiches in their SUV's than choose between two liberals they could care less about? Is McCain going to cost the Republicans the election in '08?



Yes, McCain is charmingly sexy... the sort of man, another man who, having no homosexual inclinations myself, does not mind staring at while masturbating. Of course, I wouldn't know that personally but he does strike me as sort of a hunk; if guys could be attractive. Anyway, I digress... this masculine hunk of a man... with his thick, slightly overweight and slightly smelly body is destined to be the next President of the United States; but does America really know him? Just by looking at his features... forget what the man says and does... honestly... it's pretty much bullshit so don't waste your time trying to remember the lies he has to tell to get elected... but just by pure appearances... do you think white America will accept him as one of their own or will they be afraid that his bleached skin is a condition and proof that God has cursed him?

[KittyWampus]

1. GET OFF MY LAWN... Oh, this is Iraq.

[Nitrogenica]

2. Very pale.

[XemaSab]

4. In heaven... everything is fine...

:)

[slick8790]

5. *shudder*

That's scary.

Eraserhead, right?

[Nitrogenica]

7. Right, I hadda do it because of the cheeks, and what the character represented

in Eraserhead.

The "Lady in the Radiator" was a fantasy.

[slick8790]

13. Thats a freaky move, but a great one.

David Lynch is a genius.

[KingOfLostSouls]

3. You ain't seen Mitt Romney, have you?

that whole "who let the dawgs out" was probably the worst thing I'd ever seen in my life.

[mikelewis]

10. I stopped watching Republicans when I found out it was fake...

Like professional wrestling, I figured the video game was better and now just play a shit load of Command and Conquer and Hitman 2. Murdering pretend people without any remorse is the closest I can get to being a Republican. If only I could bring myself to the next level and see people that have too much pigment as those moving pixels on my computer screen... if only I didn't care that quasi-real people were dying when I played, I could make some real money. In Grand Theft Auto alone I have over $4 million... Maybe one day...

[Olney Blue]

6. It's not his melatonin level that bothers me. It's his politics.

[Bongo Prophet]

19. You mean melanin, or is it too much turkey we be talkin'bout?

But I agree, it's the issues!

He is best prepared to lead us against the shia extremist group known as Al-Kinda.

And to lead us in Beach Boys parodies - not just his hit "BombIran", but also:

Suffer girl
Fun, Fun, Fun (till China takes our credit away)
Angel Come Home (in a box)
Armageddon Calling
Little Deuce Coup d'etat
Chapel of Blood
Do You Like Worms
Don't Talk (Put Your Head in My Shoulder Bag)
Endless Harm (oh, me!)
Farmer's Daughter (dead in the field)
Forever Here
God Only Knows (how long we will stay)
Heads You Win - Tails I Lose
Here Comes the Night (dark night of the soul, extended edition)
Hot fun in the Summertime
Lookin' at Tomorrow (A Welfare Song)
Loop De Loop (Flip Flop Flyin' In An Aeroplane)
Tears in the Morning
This Whole World (the PNAC song)
What Is A Young Girl Made of? (Oh, yeah. Guts.)
Wontcha Come Out Tonight (so I can get a bead on you)
Let the Wind Blow (across the graves)

...and many more!

[Olney Blue]

30. Yes, I meant melanin. But he does have high turkey levels, so melatonin

applies as well. :)

[Bongo Prophet]

36. And of course he'd allow private contractors to continue to gobble up the public wealth

:thumbsup: ;) :thumbsup:

[RememberWellstone]

8. The Mummy returns!

He is the most pathetic excuse for a candidate seriously, the rethugs have to go to a retirement home to find a nominee. LOL!

[mikelewis]

12. You are wrong... he is the best Republican candidate... he does what he's told...

...and he's old enough that if they have to kill him they can just scream "Boo" really loud and he'll die, placing Vice President Lieberman in charge...

[better tomorrow]

9. so is he a "typical white person"?

or, is he "atypical?"

[2rth2pwr]

11. ADHD or something else, but Adderall should help.

[laststeamtrain]

14. Is this guy whiter than McCain?

[Dr.Phool]

15. Yep! My first thought.

And he can gnaw a tree down in under 2 minutes!

[mikelewis]

16. This guy looks like the Tier III rapist who just moved in down the street from us...

Who is he? He looks like a dick but could also be a Catholic... who the hell knows anymore.

[BenDavid]

17. Excuse me but a man with skin cancer and gone through the

treatments cannot afford to be in the sun without some type protection. Simple as that. That tis why you see him while in the sun with long sleeves and glasses and a cap. Self protection.

[mikelewis]

18. Again... we're not talking substance here... this is strictly superficial analysis...

Does he look... purely by physical characteristics... don't take anything that might possible justify his existence into account unless it fits with my Point of View... based solely on that criteria... is he ready? Can the Republicans retake the White House or will they be forced to rely on Diebold, Sequoia and ES&S to put him in office?

[Iceburg]

27. You Obama supporters are SICK !!! /nt

[mikelewis]

33. It's sick when we do it but when you do it... it's just highlighting the obvious...

Good thing there's no double standard?


Is Obama black enough? Is his success just because he's black? Is his religion a liability? Is he a Muslim? Is is Christianity real Christianity or a cover for hateful Anti-American rhetoric? Oh... that's okay for Clinton and McCain supporters but if the contrast is made... then it's not fair... how ironic...

[better tomorrow]

20. shades and sham

[Hoof Hearted]

23. You fucking go through rounds of chemo and surgery. Lose YOUR hair, and

lie on a diaper pad......

See how much your silly ass cares about looking "cool" after that.

The emotional children leading the O "movement" disgust me.

[better tomorrow]

35. who farted?

I have had cancer......cervical.....and an operation to boot.....

[mikelewis]

37. ...

and are you well now?

[better tomorrow]

40. so far, so good. Thanks for asking, though.....

Been five years now so I hope I outta the woods.....

[mikelewis]

41. What a gift...

Five years is a wonderful gift...
Six seems like gluttony but what the hell?
One day the bell will toll for us all, yet...
At times, all we have left to count on are our blessings.

Happy Easter and may the one I call God help you and keep you.

[better tomorrow]

62. thanks, Mike, God Bless you, too.

HE "is" a wonderful God, huh?

[zonkers]

21. He looks like popeye

[Hoof Hearted]

22. It's official then: DU HATES WHITE PEOPLE.

Or is it the whole Democratic party now? When exactly is it ok for whites and anyone who cares about racism to be outraged?

[anonymous171]

24. It's joke. Geez. Remember when everyone was saying "Obama isn't black enough" or "He's too black"

[mikelewis]

31. It's okay to draw the comparison when the person is black...

That's the American way... but obviously asking the same questions about race and religion are unacceptable when the candidate is white... how odd.

[mrreowwr_kittty]

25. When white people have been enslaved and oppressed for 3 centuries?

[TK421]

26. Where exactly was it that I saw Obama's face made to be darker? It turned out that the

entire photo was darker ( his tie, his suit, the background... ) that was a good one, huh? great conspiracy, that was! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[sniffa]

32. *SNORT*

:rofl:

[FrenchieCat]

28. But can he jump?

[pnwmom]

29. Dark haired men get a 5 o'clock shadow. White haired men

appear even paler than before, with all the white hair sprouting in the beard and mustache area.

[DevonRex]

34. LOL, I've said the same thing!

And I know he stays out of the sun due to the skin cancer and all, but geez...

[mtnsnake]

38. Making fun of someone's looks which are partly due to his skin cancer

is very typical of what we've come to expect from rightwingers, but I guess things are rapidly changing, at least on this forum anyway.

Yes, McCain is charmingly sexy... the sort of man, another man who, having no homosexual inclinations myself, does not mind staring at while masturbating.

Whether you're a Democrat or someone posing as one, it's time for you to seek some help...

[mikelewis]

39. I'm actually a leprechaun...

I know... make fun of me for being a leprechaun... deny me... mock me... everyone else does...

I can't help being a leprechaun any more than you can help being self-righteous and obtuse... it's just who we are as people... You just hate me because I'm a leprechaun and you are prejudice... that's why you don't get me... you Australopithecus-head.

[Thepricebreaker]

42. SO if i post "this is the blackest guy I have ever seen" is that racist? WHO CARES IF HE IS WHITE..

[mikelewis]

43. McCain is the blackest guy you ever saw... where you from Utah?

[Thepricebreaker]

44. What? no I said if I posted that message with a black persons picture in it..

[mikelewis]

45. Why would you post a picture of a black person and call him McCain?

That's bizarre... What if I posted a picture of a really white guy and called him Obama? What if I posted that picture and said he was the whitest white guy ever... but he was actually black (since he is currently and I assume will remain remarkably and unashamedly black)? Would that make sense? I don't think it would... truthfully but I'm willing to try new things. I tried avocado's; they tasted like shit but I tried them. I tried a strap-on with my wife though I have no idea why she wanted me to wear that thing and I tried understanding your point but that too fails me. I guess I just don't understand you and that's sad... not Old Yeller sad but sad nonetheless.

[Thepricebreaker]

50. ARE YOU THAT STUPID?

I was saying IF I posted a thread " This is the blackest person I have ever seen" and put a picture of a black person in the post.. would that be racist... It seems pointing out how WHITE someone is.. is just fine...

[mikelewis]

53. Why would it be racist if you posted a picture of the blackest person you've ever seen...

Would you mean it to be racist or would you just be stating a fact? Would you draw some conclusion by that comparison? Indeed, you may... perhaps if being black was merely an attribute... you may post "this is the blackest person I've ever seen" and it wouldn't be racist. Indeed... if I found Nubian skin beautiful, flavorful and exotic... nay, even erotic... would it be racist? If I said that of this Nubian goddess in my dreams... what then... would I be a racist demon?

And just for shits and giggles... when was pointing out that someone was White a bad thing? Used to be us white folks took that as a compliment... that meant we weren't descended from Cain and God loved us more... my how the times they are a'changin'.

[Unsane]

54. you can't be for real

holy shit, you're either clueless or a freeper

[Thepricebreaker]

55. Thank you.. someone who gets it! n/t

[mikelewis]

60. I was thinking the same thing for a moment and then I realized he didn't get it.

But thanks anyway.

[mikelewis]

58. It's possible that I am a clueless freeper... for indeed there are many of those...

Ahhh alas... though the prospects of the money that position offers I am afraid that though I could be them... as these posts have proved... they could never be me and therefore I am left with being a lowly traitor of a Democrat... a traitor to my country (Rummy said so) and now a traitor to my race (as you have implied) For indeed... only a freeper would be trying to get McCain elected in a Democratic site by highlighting his whiteness for all the world to see and indeed clueless; as I ignorantly believed they didn't see it already. I have been exposed a traitor now thrice fold even unto my own party... my comrades who trusted me to sharpen a barb or deliver truths eulogy... alas... I am... as you say... unreal and now exposed.

[dana_b]

46. ROFL!! that's beautiful

[Hepburn]

47. Check out this pic....OMFG.....

[mikelewis]

61. He looks like a howler monkey...

Or like someone shoved a stick up his ass... Either way... funny and purely devoid of substance.. I love it.

[Swamp Rat]

48. Depends his mood.

[Unsane]

49. This isn't remotely funny.

[mikelewis]

51. Some things in life aren't funny... they're sad and they smell funny but not ha ha funny...

The sort of funny that hits you in the groin and leaves gasping for breath is not funny... sure, I laugh but you're the one on the ground holding your love patch. So in some regards... funny is defined by what is not funny and since this is not funny... somewhere funny is allow to thrive. I'm glad I did my part to keep funny alive.

[Unsane]

52. stupid posts about McCain's skin tone aren't funny

and they actually prop him up

[mikelewis]

56. McCain's skin tone props him up? We know that... shit... what country you livin in?

My job is not to denigrate His Whiteyness but to simply ask the question... How white is he? And Is he white enough? That is not mocking his mother of pearl complexion, it is remarking on a fact and wondering about the implications of that fact... Indeed, since I am white... it's totally impossible for me to be racist against another white dude... especially one as white as McCain.

And you have said nothing about his religion... that thing about him which makes him not-so-white. His demonic religion is okay but I can't ask about how his bone bleached whiteness will affect the election? It's your raging racism and Hades inspired Episcopalian sympathies that makes you find this post not funny... I think.

[Unsane]

57. get back on your meds

WTF are you even talking about? :crazy: holy shit

[mikelewis]

59. Ad Hominem much?

Unable to rebut the fact that McCain is white... you say I am insane and lack clarity? That is the definition of ad hominem... I know because I do it all the time. And shit is not holy... it's stinky and gross. Stinky and gross things are not usually holy. IMHO