Black Guy Asks Nation For Change

[babylonsister]

Black Guy Asks Nation For Change

March 19, 2008 | Issue 44•12



CHICAGO—According to witnesses, a loud black man approached a crowd of some 4,000 strangers in downtown Chicago Tuesday and made repeated demands for change.

"The time for change is now," said the black guy, yelling at everyone within earshot for 20 straight minutes, practically begging America for change. "The need for change is stronger and more urgent than ever before. And only you—the people standing here today, and indeed all the people of this great nation—only you can deliver this change."



The black guy is oddly comfortable demanding change from people he's never even met.

It is estimated that, to date, the black man has asked every single person in the United States for change.

"I've already seen this guy four times today," Chicago-area ad salesman Blake Gordon said. "Every time, it's the same exact spiel. 'I need change.' 'I want change.' Why's he so eager for all this change? What's he going to do with it, anyway?"

After his initial requests for change, the black man rambled nonstop on a variety of unrelated topics, calling for affordable health care, demanding that the government immediately begin withdrawing troops from Iraq, and proposing a $75 billion economic stimulus plan to create new jobs.

"What a wacko," Schaumburg, IL resident Patrick Morledge said. "And, of course, after telling us all about how he had the ability to magically fix everything, he went right back to asking for change. Typical."

more...

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/black_guy_asks_nation_for_change

[marmar]

1. Teehee....So that brotha who asked me for change at the Randolph El stop....

was really Barack Obama? :rofl:

Thanks Babylonsister. It's a much needed break from all the tension on DU!

[babylonsister]

5. I'm glad you took this in the spirit which it was offered; I'm

confident there might be whiners, but it's all in good fun, with a deeper truth should anyone want to notice it.

[gateley]

2. K&R! nt

[citygal]

3. the Onion never ceases

to crack me up.

[scheming daemons]

4. I love the Onion! That's some funny stuff there.....

[Rhiannon12866]

6. K&R. LOL! Love "The Onion" and very appropriate, given the political climate today.

:applause:

[beachmom]

7. Love it!! K & R

[BumRushDaShow]

8. All hail The Onion to lighten the mood!

:rofl:

[ieoeja]

9. Thanks for posting this! n/t

[EffieBlack]

10. LOL!

:rofl:

[Window]

11. K/R.

:kick:

[Coexist]

12. that was so damn funny.

[Orsino]

13. Awesome! n/t

[mopinko]

what he really needs is a job. bwahaha

does this mean that the onion endorses barack?

[crispini]

14. Hee. nt

[ms liberty]

15. K&R. The Onion is always dead-on and hilarious. Thanks babylonsister - I needed that! n/t

[Holly_Hobby]

16. .

[babylonsister]

17. Thanks, HH. That mural goes great with this! nt

[otohara]

18. Priceless

Thanks for posting