Still not ready on Day 35?

[Coexist]

Tired of being dogged by the media on this issue, Senator Clinton's campaign has released the following timeline on TaxReturnGate.

In a statement that preceded the release, the Presidential hopeful requested that the inquisitive media finally stop pestering her and her supporters with questions regarding what she might be trying to hide in these documents.

Day One – Not ready.
Day 2 – Still not ready.
Day 3 – Facts you can’t Xerox?
Day 4 – Not prudent at this juncture.
Day 5 – No new taxes! (returns)
Day 6 – Which year did you mean?
Day 7 – I’m sorry, I was wiping Penn’s flop sweat off the floor, what year was that again?
Day 8 – No, Senator Obama – you release your taxes.
Day 9 – He did already?
Day 10 – Xerox machine out of toner.
Day 11 – The peace process in Ireland stole my tax returns!
Day 12 – Tax Returns are sexist!
Day 13 – Still not ready on Day 13.
Day 14 – Terry will explain on the conference call.
Day 15 – Terry didn’t explain?
Day 16 - Xerox machine jammed.
Day 17 – my C.P.A. just endorsed Obama
Day 18 – what tax returns?
Day 19 – Florida and Michigan must be audited at the convention!
Day 20 – The IRS made Chelsea cry.
Day 21 – Still not ready on Day 21!
Day 22 – I will release them on April 15th when they are ready.
Day 23 – Oh, you wanted LAST years. I forgot!
Day 24 – Still no IRS forms you can Xerox.
Day 25 – Sinbad left them in Kosovo
Day 26 - Ooh, look! There’s a shiny thing over there!
Day 27 – Would you get mad if George H.W. claimed Bill as a dependant?
Day 28 – Arthur Anderson shredded them?
Day 29 – The vast right wing conspiracy ate my tax return?
Day 30 – Super delegates for tax reform!
Day 31 – damn Xerox machine...
Day 32 – Did I mention that Terry would explain? I did? Oh.
Day 33 – Geraldine Ferraro said to tell you that Barack Obama is lucky to have a Canon at this point.
Day 34 - As far as I know – Barack Obama isn’t a Muslim accountant.
Day 35 – Still not ready on Day 35???

[Coexist]

1. .

[meow mix]

2. saw no tax return today..

:applause:

[Coexist]

3. Day 36!