The next 8 months of your political life

[underpants]

IF Hillary gets the nomination
-Bring back out all the ALLEGATIONS of Clinton SCANDALS
-Hints and rumors of sexual orientation and "What WILL Bill do while she is working those long hours?". She is both lesbian AND a pagan sex freak.
-Republicans bringing up HER campaigns supposed racial missteps (this leads to the plausibility of voting results ;-) )


IF Barrack gets the nomination
-Racist hits by RNC subordinates, RNC campaign backs off or disavows, McCain stays above the fray
-Rezko Rezko Rezko, nothing really there but this will resonate with the general population (see 2006 elections)
-The minister of the church he belonged to-this will be a Fox News believers GOTCHA at the watercooler and BBQ. No one else will pay it much attention


McCain
-No mention of John Hagee what-so-ever (see Obama's minister above)
-Can't bring up the Keating 5 or anything else because, don't you know, the New York Times was SHAMED by their "erroneous" reporting on this. Old news.
-Do not even think about bringing his wife into this.
-Champion of National Security, do not even THINK.....
-Stands and waves, cardboard cut out for the RNC et al to get their WIN


November 4
We elect a Democratic President. The fake stories about the Clinton's tearing up the White House will pale in comparison when we see flames from all the document burning coming out of the holes busted out of windows of the White House by email servers and computers being tossed out.

Nation holds breath to see if they will leave.