Here's a game to play. Here's the perfect candidate. God for President and JC for VP.

[Thurston Howell III]

I know all the ways they have negative ads run against them, but, can you create a platform for Him to run on? Tell you what, the cabinet will be the Apostles. Now here's the perfect candidate, so develop a platfoem and campaign strategy.

This is not intended as flamebait either.

[enki23]

1. can santa be national security advisor?

[Thurston Howell III]

2. No he's going to be US Postal Inspector. Security advisor is going to

St. Peter.

[rug]

3. Obama won't take the VP slot.

[Thurston Howell III]

5. I know, it's already taken by JC.

[Birthmark]

4. God - "They say the third testament is a charm."

[Thurston Howell III]

6. That is the worst slogan I have ever heard!

:rofl:

[Birthmark]

7. You are so smited.

As always, I'm channeling God...while he's out golfing. He's such a social climber!

[anigbrowl]

I'm Taoist. I reject your self-serving, monotheist God

and indeed the notion of a Presidency or that of being taken seriously.

[Thurston Howell III]

10. Heathen.

[stahbrett]

8. I can see the negative ads now - that whole worldwide flood thing will come back to haunt him (nt)

[Thurston Howell III]

11. Let's not forget the genocidal wars!

[Bicoastal]

9. Dump Jesus. Jesus is to God what Lieberman was to Gore.

[Thurston Howell III]

12. How's that?

:rofl:

[CreekDog]

13. They could only be co-presidents along with the Holy Spirit

They are co-equal members of the Trinity.

[Thurston Howell III]

14. All three?

[CreekDog]

15. Wow. Yes.

That answer actually made sense this time --inasmuch as the Trinity makes sense. ;)

[Thurston Howell III]

16. Wow that's a first!!

[Straight Shooter]

17. No thanks. God is schizophrenic and Jesus has a martyr complex. n/t

[Thurston Howell III]

18. Wimp.

[Straight Shooter]

22. Be careful. The Flying Spaghetti Monster is an ally of mine.

:P

[Thurston Howell III]

25. Oooo.

[Straight Shooter]

27. I get the feeling you're not taking me seriously enough.

:(

[Solon]

19. I'm a polytheist, wouldn't it make more sense to elect the Gods into Congress?

:)

[Thurston Howell III]

21. Party pooper.

[Raejeanowl]

20. I Am The Lord Thy God

Thou shalt have no other gods before me because I am the God you have been waiting for.

[Thurston Howell III]

23. Huh?

[Drachasor]

24. I don't think his crimes against humanity would serve him well

His OT record is pretty lousy.

[Thurston Howell III]

26. This is getting bad.

Looks like he is a lousy candidate.