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cbayer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 08:55 PM
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Keith Olbermann is the second coming of Christ! or Satan! I'm not sure.
Edited on Wed Mar-12-08 09:06 PM by cbayer
Swear to God, I never heard of this guy before I started posting here and I have never seen him or heard his voice.

He could come to my house and and introduce himself, and I still wouldn't know who he is. I don't even know how that name of his is pronounced.

But apparently he is a very, very important person who will decide the next President of the United States of America.

Apparently, he is either very, very evil or very, very holy.

He has the power to rouse the masses in a way not seen since (name of most powerful person you can think of here).

Wow, who knew?


edited because I finished posting her.

Also, because after talking to Lee Mercer, I found out he is all three.
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rodeodance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 08:57 PM
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1. HA HA-puts things into perspective. good. I am disappointed in him but
hey--he is better than most pundits. i do not throw him under the bus.
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 08:58 PM
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2. Sorry it took you so long to get on board
or not.
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cbayer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 09:08 PM
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6. Am I on board the train to heaven or the train to hell?
or not?
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 09:12 PM
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8. Whichever route you chose
or not
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cbayer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 09:24 PM
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16. Uh-oh Sniffa. Hide. The choose/chose police will be here any minute.
:yolks:
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rodeodance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 08:59 PM
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3. REC
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cbayer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 09:09 PM
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7. Thanks Rodeodance.
I would like 4 rec's and no more. That would make me feel recognized but not outed as an idiot.

I have already embarrassed myself today and do not need more public humiliation.
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rodeodance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 09:12 PM
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9. for a typo--any gufus can figure what you meant.
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cbayer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 09:17 PM
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13. No, it wasn't just a typo.
I kept making the same mathematical error over and over again and challenging people to prove me wrong. And I couldn't have been more wrong.

Here's to humility!

:toast:
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rodeodance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 09:27 PM
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17. oh well. next time will be better:-)
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laconicsax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 09:01 PM
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4. Who were you posting?
Swear to God, I never heard of this guy before I started posting her and I have never seen him or heard his voice.


:hi:

You should still be able to make the edit window.
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cbayer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 09:05 PM
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5. I will do that
As soon as I am finished posting her.



OK, all done. Lighting cigarette and editing OP.

:hi:
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Metric System Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 09:13 PM
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10. He's certainly NOT the second coming of Edward R. Murrow. Geraldo, maybe.
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cbayer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 09:22 PM
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15. He is either John the Baptist or a baseball announcer.
Or all three.

:hi:
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rodeodance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 09:13 PM
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11. k
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Johnny__Motown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 09:14 PM
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12. More like, umm....... John the Baptist, heralding the coming of Christ?
OK I don't believe that crap but it is closer than calling him Christ.



O Ber Men... Olbermann (close enough)


Not into sports I guess... he did some Sunday night Football halftime stuff this year but had been doing Baseball for decades.
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cbayer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 09:21 PM
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14. See, I would have guessed Ole-Bear-Man
And I would have been wrong.

Big baseball fan here. So he was a baseball announcer?

Wow, I can see how that qualifies him as John the Baptist. I think he was a sports announcer too.

:hi:
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cbayer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 09:37 PM
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18. Mr. cbayer just said he is going back on eharmony if I don't give up DU.
This is going to be a very hard decision for me.

:scared:

Also, this is a shameless kick of my own OP.
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