Looks like its over between Hillary and Bill

[Hutzpa]

came across this copy at the grocery store,

who would have imagine that their marriage is

coming to an end.

[lisa58]

1. What's the Beverly Hillbillies Suicide Tragedy?

[MonkeyFunk]

8. Jethro's (Max Baer Jr.) girlfriend

killed herself last week.

[C_U_L8R]

14. Hey I heard Maryanne from Gilligans Island got busted

[MonkeyFunk]

I know! Isn't that awesome?

[C_U_L8R]

23. Aw sweet childhood fantasies of getting stoned with Maryanne

and Jan Brady

[greguganus]

51. I used to like to watch her bust. n/t

[dysfunctional press]

55. bob denver(gilligan) got busted once when mary anne mailed him some pot.

nt

[lisa58]

17. Thanks...

...I hadn't heard.

[citizen snips]

2. I saw an article about Obama

and his secret sex life on of those magaizes.

[sueragingroz]

3. and people wonder whether Hillary has gotten a fair shake in the media /nt

[SeattleGirl]

5. Come on. NO ONE gets a fair shake in those rags.

[Levgreee]

16. They said Obama has ties to muslim terrorists, that is a worse shake than Hillary in tabloids

does anyone really care if they say Bill and Hillary are getting a divorce?

Keep things in perspective before you put out your "victim" sensationalism.

[DesEtoiles]

35. it's not like the Clintons have had marital problems before

[Bicoastal]

4. I didn't care about the Globe when they printed that "Obama's gay, coke-fueled limo ride" story...

...and I certainly don't care what they have to say now.

[Cha]

10. But, the hilarys were all

over it.

[Bicoastal]

12. No, the Hillary supporters were--and only some of them.

I'm not stooping to their level.

[flyarm]

11. i saw that one last night at grocery store check out...funny no one posted that here...

it has become such a junk yard anymore at Du..sorry but I am outta here..what trash this place has become.

fly

[ecstatic]

6. lol nt

[Catherine Vincent]

7. You waste a thread on this crap?

You must be an Obama supporter? ;)

[Olney Blue]

9. Spokane, are you BUYING that?

[Hutzpa]

49. Nope, just would like to see folks reaction

thats all, it makes for good reading how folks react to rumors and misconception.

Its never ok when the shoe is on the other foot.

[housewolf]

13. Oh it's the Globe, for heavens sake!

Have they ever ran an eye-popping headline that's true?

[NEDem]

15. So what really happened with Garth and the playmate?

[Joe the Revelator]

18. At least we now know why she's fighting so hard

[Bigleaf]

19. You may be right.

[high density]

20. What happened to Drew Carey and Donald Sutherland?

lol

[MadBadger]

21. Funny thing is, A Lot of People Believe this.

[MADem]

24. The same people who believe that shit believe THIS shit, and it is all shit:

[AZBlue]

28. I have to respectfully disagree.

As I posted earlier, I kind of figured the Clinton marriage would be over once she didn't get the nom - I'd always thought they were staying together for political advantage (as MANY political marriages do).

However, now that it was in The Globe, I'm going to have to re-think it.....

[MADem]

31. Ok, if you believe the GLOBE, then the ENQUIRER is entirely accurate as well.

I love the way people assume that an indiscretion has to end a marriage. And they'll eagerly trust ANY news source that tells them what they ardently want to hear.

As for marriages, we're not inside that one, or anyone else's. You might want to study LBJ and Lady Bird's marriage. There's an eye opener, and that was a marriage where each one NEEDED the other...for reasons other than bumping uglies.

I love the way that poor old Heart Attack Bill is credited with such sustained prowess, too--such a lion! All gents above sixty should have his stamina!

Will you be horribly disappointed when you're shown to be wrong?

This stupid story is recycled regularly--beats having to do new reporting. Everytime a Clinton does anything, they drag this old tale up, make up a few "suppositions" and tack it on the old White House stories...

[rodeodance]

40. you are right-once a year? same ol same ol.

[hedgehog]

48. I doubt the Globe or the National Enquirer are accurate, but we've

all unfortunately been made all too aware that President Clinton engages in sexual activities that don't require much stamina.

[MADem]

50. How long are you gonna punish him for those lousy few hummers? Most Americans are OVER it.

And that is ONLY because we have K. Starr to "thank." His salaciousness, his spending of forty MILLION of our tax dollars, his perverse obsession....well, even the diehard enthusiasts started to question the whole WHY about a few pathetic skinflute concerts.

And he's not running. His wife, the SENATOR, is the candidate.

You do realize that it is only a matter of time before they dig up Obama's coke dealerS, and the folks he schmoked that weed with? You know the GOP probably has a couple of those clowns on payroll, on ice somewhere.

Just because Obama outed himself about some, anyway, of his drug use, don't think he's "inoculated." He's inoculated to those who adore him, but to those who want to tear him down, you can count on the Closet Islamist, Iranian Agent, Somali (Waaah, waaah, faux outrage, they KILLED our troops, remember BLACKHAWK DOWN? Huff puff!!!), gay guy in the limo, crack and dope smoking, coke sniffing and weed smoking from CHILDHOOD, madrassa educated bullshit all coming back up. You know it will happen. Doesn't matter if it is total BS, it's out there...like fertilizer, ready to help a massive crop bloom.

And really, if you're going to continue to flog Clinton's cock, pardon the expression, you had best not be surprised if the GOP drags that shit up, and there's just NO answering it. Kinda like Kerry with the Swiftboating business.


The shoe ALWAYS ends up on the other foot. Ask Elliot Spitzer.

[AZBlue]

53. Where did I say I believed the Globe? Actually, I said just the opposite.

But, you know, you'd have to read my post to get that. You'd also have to actually read it to see I never mentioned indiscretion - if that was going to break apart their marriage, I would think it would have done it long before now.

Next time why don't you put away the hate for a moment and not make any stupid assumptions. Or are you just unable to put away that hate for any amount of time?

[MADem]

58. And I used the conditional word "IF"--but you know, you'd have to read my post to get that.

Here's the short synopsis--I said it's all shit, and you disagreed. You noted IN your post that because it was the GLOBE you might have to rethink that, but you didn't say plainly that you disbelieved it, which would be "just the opposite"--if you want to be technical. And, er, HONEST. And, er, TRUTHFUL.

The headlines:

The same people who believe that shit believe THIS shit, and it is all shit: MADem Mar-12-08 09:39 PM #24
I have to respectfully disagree. AZBlue Mar-12-08 09:41 PM #28
Ok, if you believe the GLOBE, then the ENQUIRER is entirely accurate as well.


So, uh...next time, why don't you put away the hate for a moment and not make stupid assumptions. Or are you just unable to put away that hate for any amount of time?

Hmmmmm?

Talk about having reading comprehension challenges! You might want to hold off on casting that first stone next time.

:eyes:

[MadBadger]

30. I disagree

The woman has been cheated on numerous times, and yet she continually stays with her husband. Many people believe she has stayed with him for calculated reasons.

[MADem]

33. "Calculated reasons," eh? Like the reasons Michelle stuck with her cheatin' husband?

After all, the TABLOIDS tell us so!!! He's a bisexual womanizer!

It's in the GLOBE!! He's a TERRIST, too; an IRANIAN agent--it's in the ENQUIRER!!!

Come on, now....what's good for the goose, after all!!!

:rofl:

How very "lowest common denominator" of you.

[AZBlue]

25. I do. Or I did...

but now that it was in The Globe, maybe not anymore....

Nonetheless, I always figured the only reason they stayed together was that Hillary thought it would give her a better chance at the nom and once she loses the nom, she and Bill will split.

[MADem]

22. Wow, that's the NO-CLASS way to play it--get down with the tabloids and their bullshit.

If we're going to believe them, we'll have to believe ALL of them...just to be even-handed, eh?

Of course, that's sinking pretty low, IMO--it all depends on WHOSE ox gets gored, now, doesn't it?

Let's see how that shoe fits on the other foot:






I guess McCain is up to bat next...

[HughBeaumont]

26. Donald Sutherland cheats death to tell YOU that you're a . . . .

[Armstead]

29. LOL -- Post of the Day

[Hepburn]

43. Great post!

Especially coming from the Beaver's dad! :hi:

[LittleClarkie]

27. Is she going to marry Bat Boy then?

He's run his own campaign for president, you know. Perhaps he can give her a pointer or two.

[JohnnyLib2]

32. Well, thanks. It embarrasses me to peek at the supermarket

Can you post the Enquirer version next? :evilgrin:


Edit: Oops, sorry to the intrepid posters who already covered it. :rofl:

[MADem]

34. I found it online...along with another GLOBE gem I posted elsewhere in this thread... NT

[JohnnyLib2]

45. DU, always a treasure trove of info!!

Heh, heh. :toast:

[Hutzpa]

37. Its good to have fun sometimes,

I don't see anything wrong with that.....do you :shrug:

[JohnnyLib2]

44. Wheeeeeeee!

The thing is, I saw that type headline a couple of times about George and Laura. Still waiting.... :evilgrin:

[anigbrowl]

36. Man, it's pretty funny watching all the fans of one candidate take this post seriousyl

Nobody does righteous indignation like them!

I've got copies of all the Obama tabloids. i figure they'll be worth a fortune on Ebay in 8 years because they'll be the first ones with him on the cover.

[BumRushDaShow]

38. DUzy Nomination?

:rofl:

[Hutzpa]

57. Well thank you, I knew I'll make it one day n/t

[B2G]

39. A. That looks nothing like Bill

2. I'd kill myself too if I couldn't do any better than Jethro.

[Hepburn]

41. So that's why she is still running....!

Well, that makes some sense because it sure as hell is clear that she is NOT running for the good of the nation!

[rodeodance]

42. TAKE THAT CRAP TO THE LOUNGE!--THE STANDANDS are low enough with this crap!

[Bright Eyes]

46. Huh.

Garth Brooks is dating a Playboy Playmate?

Good for him!

[L0oniX]

47. It should have been over after the 2nd affair and that would be a normal thing.

What's not normal is staying married after many affairs. The vast majority of people would get divorced after the 2nd time and a lot would get one after the first time. Some people think it's ok and I am glad to not be married to one of them.

[greguganus]

52. Rumors are that Hillary and Bat Boy were spotted at a posh Philadelphia nightclub. n/t

[StevieM]

54. Obama has sadly brought many people on this site down to his disgustingly low level (eom)

[Hutzpa]

56. bwahahahaha!!!

:rofl:

[amborin]

59. even worse allegations published about Obama...makes this look bland

i won't even repeat it here

it way out shocks this bland stuff you posted here