My candidate is perfect and yours is a God damn asshole!
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Sat Mar-08-08 12:35 AM
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My candidate is perfect and yours is a God damn asshole!
Jesus! What kind of shithead is your fucking candidate?!?! Huh? Yours is a turd from the God damn toilet! So there assholes!
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Sat Mar-08-08 12:38 AM
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1. well that sums up most of the threads on here...
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Sat Mar-08-08 12:39 AM
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2. Well Jesus Christ! Yours is a asshole too!
Edited on Sat Mar-08-08 12:40 AM by Thurston Howell III
Thanks for the Rec BTW.
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Sat Mar-08-08 12:41 AM
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3. Oh I like it, Mr. Howell. I like it!
I can't wait to tell the Skipper! B-)
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Sat Mar-08-08 12:45 AM
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I got my obama stuck in my zipper!!!!!!
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Sat Mar-08-08 01:28 AM
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16. "Don't worry, Skipper! I'll go get the Professor!"
"No, you idiot! Go get Ginger!"
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Sat Mar-08-08 12:41 AM
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Sat Mar-08-08 01:27 AM
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Sat Mar-08-08 12:41 AM
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Sat Mar-08-08 12:42 AM
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Sat Mar-08-08 12:45 AM
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Sat Mar-08-08 12:47 AM
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11. Yeah it would truly suck for us to all get along slightly better.
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Sat Mar-08-08 12:48 AM
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12. It would suck donkey balls!
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Sat Mar-08-08 12:42 AM
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7. I know Willam Pitt, and you sir...
are NO William Pitt! (so I don't know him RL, but I will buy him a brewski if he shows up in Denver) Hawkeye-X
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Sat Mar-08-08 12:44 AM
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8. I got more fucking poetry in my dick than he's got in his whole body!
Edited on Sat Mar-08-08 12:46 AM by Thurston Howell III
{I hope Will knows I'm kidding.}
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Sat Mar-08-08 12:49 AM
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Sat Mar-08-08 12:50 AM
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14. Well hell! You don't have shit for brains.
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Sat Mar-08-08 01:55 AM
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17. If only we all could be this eloquent!
I've rarely risen past the level of "your candidate smells like poopy", myself.
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Sat Mar-08-08 02:13 AM
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18. Feel free to use this.
Edited on Sat Mar-08-08 02:14 AM by Thurston Howell III
Your candidate's "a turd sucking shithead if I fucking ever seen one! Dipshit!" How's that?
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Sat Mar-08-08 12:33 PM
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19. Hey dickheads! Thanks for the god damn recs! Your candidates are
still fucking cocksuckers!
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Sat Mar-08-08 12:40 PM
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20. Holy sh*t you're right!
Your candidate is a total absolute asshat. I can't believe your candidate ever got elected to the Senate!! Bake
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Sat Mar-08-08 12:41 PM
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21. K&R -- I *hate* my fucking candidate
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Sat Mar-08-08 12:44 PM
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22. At least you God damn got some fucking sense!
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Sat Mar-08-08 01:00 PM
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I don't need your approval or your conditional love!
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Sat Mar-08-08 12:49 PM
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23. Kickin' & Rec'n Like A Sonofabeyotch!
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Sat Mar-08-08 12:49 PM
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Sat Mar-08-08 12:56 PM
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Edited on Sat Mar-08-08 12:56 PM by Dinger
:toast:
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Sat Mar-08-08 12:53 PM
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25. You can just call me "luvvy."
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Sat Mar-08-08 01:01 PM
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28. turds, assholes and toilets
that's all your damned candidate is good for mine is an angel from heaven who never even shits.
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Sat Mar-08-08 01:07 PM
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30. In your fucking fantasies shithead!
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Sat Mar-08-08 01:12 PM
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well YOUR candidate took money from a guy who once shat on the sidewalk!!!! SHAT! ON THE SIDEWALK!!!!!! And was arrested for it, too. No, wait. Check that. He *spat* on the sidewalk. Never mind.
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Sat Mar-08-08 01:07 PM
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29. You know what fucking sucks about DU these days?
Every fucking thing. Except me. And my candidate. How come I can't recommend this thread twice? What kind of fucked up shit is that ? And why are you reading this fucking post? Mind your own fucking business, dipshit.
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Sat Mar-08-08 01:19 PM
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32. There's your eighth rec, friend.
You wear the Greatest thing well. :kick:
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Sat Mar-08-08 01:22 PM
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34. Kickin' Again, Wish I Could Rec Again
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35. Kickin' Again, Wish I Could Rec Again
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