A modest proposal regarding Michigan and Florida

[leftofthedial]

To keep the dispute over their delegates from making Democrats unhappy and to keep the corporate media from using the dispute to disparage Obama and Clinton and to prop up John McBush, I propose, humbly, that we expel Florida and Michigan from the Union.

Thank you.

[Bicoastal]

1. Canada gets Michigan, Cuba gets Florida. Sounds fair to me.

[Clovis Sangrail]

12. BAH!

Michigan gets Canada
:P

[leftofthedial]

14. LOL

they cold use the jobs

eh?

[Madam Mossfern]

2. What a disappointment.

I thought that we would bake them with some brown sugar and cinnamon and eat them.

[leftofthedial]

3. burp

[XemaSab]

6. That's what I was hoping for

From what I saw in Florida, you could get some TASTY ribs going down there... nice and fat. :9

(The old people you gotta slow cook though... they looked a bit stringy. :( )

[leftofthedial]

11. great minds . . .

I was looking at foodnetwork.com for meat tenderizing tips

[rzemanfl]

4. Good move, get rid of a lot of the elderly and the unemployed.

foreclosure numbers will look better too. Here's the deal, a passport to visit your folks in Florida is $10,000 and it will be good for ten days. If you want their corpse back after they die, it's negotiable.

[whistle]

5. Are you from Utah by any chance?

[leftofthedial]

13. no.

I'd like to see THOSE western hillbillies run out of the country too . . .



And don't even start on Indiana

[whistle]

24. Indiana...Dan Quayle ...home of the KKK revisionist movement...

...but I really liked Studebakers especially the Golden Hawk of 1957

[leftofthedial]

25. music man

midnight NFL team theft

[cyclezealot]

7. Could we join Vermont

as our own republic. Some in Vermont have been petitioning for such. Democrats would just have lost 18 likely Democratic electoral votes. I'd vote for Bernie Sanders as our first president. And we'd be out of Nafta. Fat chance, you'd ever get to a chance at Bernie as your president.

[BeatleBoot]

8. We're the only state that has to travel South to get to Canada.

[cbayer]

9. Seal the borders and call the minutemen! nt.

[leftofthedial]

15. build a wall!

pass a law!!

Damned Michigan, taking all our unemployment!!!


uhh, wait ... umm, never mind.

[cbayer]

21. Yes, Yes, a wall!! Out of oranges in FL and cheese in MI.

When they learn to behave, we can eat it. Yummy.

[Faygo Kid]

10. OK, but if Michigan goes, there go the Great Lakes, Mackinac Island fudge, and Michael Moore.

Lots of good stuff gone if Michigan goes.

Florida? I've lived in both states. Some good restaurants in Fort Lauderdale, I guess.

Decent amount of shoreline. Not as much as Michigan, of course.

[leftofthedial]

17. take your wolverines and get outta here!

[Faygo Kid]

18. Spartans grad, myself.

Don't care much for those nasty Wolverines.

[PassingFair]

16. I heard a rumor that the DNC was willing to pay for a Do-Over...

caucus, run like a closed primary.

I'm ALL FOR IT.

[ddeclue]

19. If you think we soak the tourists now..just imagine what happens

if Florida did get kicked out of the Union and you want to take the family on vacation with all those tourist visa fees we'll be charging you.

:rofl:
Doug in Orlando

[ddeclue]

20. Either way it's free healthcare for Michiganders and Floridians..

:rofl:

Both Cuba and Canada have gov't run free systems...

:rofl:

Doug D.
Orlando, FL

[leftofthedial]

22. *socialized* medicine!

damned Michael Moore . . .

[NV Whino]

23. Can we just switch Fl for Cuba?

Michigan? I dunno, cut it loose and give it to the polar bears?