Ye be no gallant knight, Barack. Know ye not that when a lady proffereth her hand, ye shall kyss it?

[JVS]

Fie upon ye and your coarse and uncourtly manner.

[opiate69]

1. *snarf*

:spray:

[lapfog_1]

2. But the lady doeth prefer that he kiss her arse! - n/t

[keroro gunsou]

4. me thinks..

the lady doth protesteth to much... :D

[EFerrari]

3. And yer gorse and yer unseemly downcast eyen.

lol

[CreekDog]

5. I don't know what that means, but I totally agree

:rofl:

[ErnestoG]

6. But soft, what smell of far dung from my pants do breaketh?

[Guaranteed]

7. LOL well done, sir nt

[WillyT]

8. Are You Guys Speaking Eurobonics ???

:shrug:

:evilgrin:

[JVS]

9. It's called olde Ivronics

[EFerrari]

10. I don't know what gorse is, exactly, but I like that word.

:)

Barack, rue upon ye and yourn, to spurn a huswif's hand. The makirs will sing and wepe and moan and this laye will go on.

[FrenchieCat]

11. Captain of our fairy band,

Hillary is here at hand,
And the youth, mistook by me,
Pleading for a lover's fee.
Shall we their fond pageant see?
Lord, what fools these DU mortals be!

[SnoopDog]

12. this post gets recommended...?

[JVS]

15. Yeah, I rule

[SnoopDog]

17. maybe so...

[alittlelark]

13. An bee th're ven'm of the snake be thee strong

take it and whither for thee has not been learned from history.

[Stephanie]

14. Barack, know ye not the ladye's tempre?

She will stinge thine ear with harsh rebuke,
And set forth her large dawg upon ye.
The dawg, alas, has seen it's day,
Still mark my words, her rage is gastly.

[EFerrari]

20. Oh No! Not the GAST!

[Kucinich4America]

16. A long time ago, at a RenFair far far away.....

Oh freepered hillbotly,
Thy obamanations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits
On a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me
With crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't!

[WillyT]

18. Ok... From My Neighborhood Bar...

Friend of my soul, this goblet sip,
'Twill chase that pensive tear;
'Tis not so sweet as woman's lip,
But, oh! 'tis more sincere.

:toast:

[Stephanie]

21. applause applause!

:toast:

[tomreedtoon]

19. Bring your tights, or wear some of our own!

Listen to some dribblehead who thinks he's funny playing the Ratcatcher. Buy a leather mug. Listen to old folk music so bad it would make the late Lawrence Welk long for gangsta rap. And don't forget to peace-bond your knives and swords, so you won't be tempted to commit suicide.