Obama's Top 10 from tonight's Letterman (spoiler)

[TeamJordan23]

He's on Letterman tonight. Here is the Top 10 he reads:

10. To keep the budget balanced, I'll rent the situation room for sweet 16s.

9. I will double your tax money at the craps table.

8. Appoint Mitt Romney secretary of lookin' good.

7. If you bring a gator to the White House, I'll wrassle it.

6. I'll put Regis on the nickel.

5. I'll rename the 10th month of the year "Barack-tober."

4. I won't let Apple release the new and improved iPod the day after you bought the previous model.

3. I'll find money in the budget to buy Letterman a decent hairpiece.

2. Pronounce the word "nuclear," nuclear.

1. Three words: Vice President Oprah.


http://www.politico.com/blogs/bensmith/0108/Obamas_top_10.html