Christopher Walken is the ONLY candidate...

[rucky]

-Who has not accepted ANY campaign donations from PACs, lobbyists, or anyone else.
-Who has not said something stupid in a debate.
-Who pronounces "champagne" correctly.
-Who has previous experience as a President, a Vietnam Vet, and the Devil.
-Who has not played the race, class, or gender cards.
-Who can go head-to-head with the GOP candidate in winning the kinda-creepy vote.
-Who has appeared on an episode of Hawaii 5-0
-Who has not played "politics as usual" by discussing politics or political issues.
-Who has not spoken ill of any of the other candidates - Democrat or Republican.

[saltpoint]

1. He's an agreeable enough soul and he was absolutely perfect in DEER HUNTER.

[asdjrocky]

6. Sorry to break it to you friend-

I'm all Walken.;-)

[saltpoint]

7. LOL! Walken it is!

[rucky]

12. You converted one.

You can pick up your toaster at the Convention.

[jmm]

2. America needs more cowbell

[CAG]

4. I got a fever....and the only thing that can fix it, is more......

COWBELL!!!!

[asdjrocky]

5. You mean like this?

-Walken brings us more cowbell.

[styersc]

29. I'm so down with the bell!!!!!

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[incapsulated]

3. "Would you care for a glass of sham-pan-ya?"

He has my vote.

[madrchsod]

8. he`s the only candidate that can fly!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMZwZiU0kKs&feature=related
YouTube - Weapon Of Choice - Fatboy Slim

[rucky]

9. Q.E.D. n/t

[theredpen]

10. Wasn't Walken a neo-Nazi before becoming a Scientologist?

I read that somewhere, I think, so I'm assuming it's true and posting it here for no particular reason.

[rucky]

11. The Walken Rapid Respons Team has debunked this.

as of 12:53 am.

But riddle me this:

How can we be sure that this man is not Lee Mercer?

[theredpen]

13. STOP WITH THE MERCER/JACK RUMORS

Why are you Walkenites always playing the BURGER card?!!!!

[no name no slogan]

26. IF it was on the intarnets, it must be true

and Shakespeare was gay. Wikipedia said so.

[ginchinchili]

14. My heart is with Chris...

but my head is with his transvestite uncle, Clampo. Go with my heart...or go with my head? I believe I'll cast my vote for Chris. Clampo has a peculiar order to her, er...I mean, him.

[Algorem]

15. Steve McGarret and Danno are endorsing him

he'll win in a Walken

[Mythsaje]

16. A vote for Walken is a vote for the ArchAngel Gabriel

AND a vote for Johnny Smith.

[rucky]

21. You say it like it's a bad thing.

:evilgrin:

[Mythsaje]

22. Hey, I LIKE Johnny Smith

But Gabriel is one scary, monkey-hating dude.

:D

[2hip]

17. But...but...but...Mitt will energize the GOP " kinda-creepy vote"

It would be a close race.

[Pachamama]

18. I love Christopher Walken....

:hug:

[Hissyspit]

19. A watch in every pot.

We need a president with balls of fury.

[avrdream]

20. Love it.

Go Christopher.

[Armstead]

23. But what about John Cusak?

Remember the Draft Cusack movement in 04?

[asdjrocky]

25. That would be a tough one-

Better Off Dead.... Or Pulp Fiction... Wow, both great Americans, and two great movies.

[rucky]

27. Cusak may have the kickboxing and hitman experience...

and he skiied the K-12, but he's way too cuddly for commander-in-chief.

[OneSelf]

24. Sounds fantastic!

>

[terrya]

28. If he ever becomes President....

I want him to be photographed always holding his Oscar statuette. Just to let other world leaders know who they're dealing with.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

30. "I'm Walken, yes indeed and I'm talkin' for you and me and I'm hopin' that you will vote for me"

There. His perfect campaign theme song. He should be singing it dressed in an Elvis Presley sequined suit with jet black hair done up in a pompadour.

[rucky]

31. You've just been promoted to campaign manager

I'll see to it that your salary is doubled.