Triangulation: The Next Generation

[lwcon]

Why is it that Barack Obama’s rhetoric sounds so strangely familiar?

Oh, I remember. There was this charming young fellow from Arkansas – what was the name of that town? Anyway, he had this awfully nice idea, about a “third way” alternative to right-left partisanship. I wonder what became of him and that darling wife of his....

Wait, yes, it’s all coming back to me. She's pursued that third-way agenda herself, in the Senate and in a run for the presidency.

And so has the man from Honolulu/Indonesia/The South Side. (If this path doesn’t lead to the White House, it certainly qualifies him for one of those “New Sanfrankota” ads.)

So, which of our frontrunners do I prefer? To use the essential word of Obama’s generation: whatever.

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Anyone who thinks post-partisanship is a good campaign strategy can take solace in the similarities between Barack’s and the Big Dog’s charisma-coated chatter. It’s a proven vote-getter.

And anyone who rued Bill Clinton’s “triangulation” should feel a little uneasy.

Though no one seems to have noticed, the Republican brand is now at a very low ebb.

It’s an extraordinary opportunity to rewrite the vocabulary of the national conversation. And yet, instead of reshaping the national dialogue, The Great Likable Hope is putting a coat of gloss on the rightwing’s prodigiously destructive framing.

I mean, sure, that’s a fine idea. Why else would the Beltway pundits and helpful Republicans always recommend it?

Choosing this moment to sing Kumbaya with the GOP reassures the growing post-Boomer population that there is no institutional problem with the Conservative Movement, that they haven’t been lied to about, well, everything: “family values,” “the war on terror,” “trickle-down,” “the death tax,” etc., etc.

Living under the sway of those narratives has been such a boon for America, it would be terribly rude to awaken us from the dream that says, at the very worst, Republicans are no guiltier than Democrats and that we have no reason to doubt their sincerity in helping heal the nation’s wounds. Or that there even are any wounds bigger than what you’d pick up in a food fight.

Suggestion: if you think our problems are properly characterized that way, you have my blessing to go play Guitar Hero the rest of the day and leave the discussion to people who have, I don't know, noticed anything that's happened the past fucking seven years.

Could someone please explain how non-partisanship — fighting the urge to fight — is a good defense against big, powerful, well-funded sociopaths?

Last I heard, that was called "taking a dive." And though honeyed talk might get you the gig, it ain't going to win any fights.

Now, of course the Obamaites will tell us: "Your days are just about over. Now that's a hard motherfuckin' fact of life. But it's a fact of life your ass is gonna hafta get realistic about. See this business is filled to the brim with unrealistic motherfuckers…. How many fights you think you got left in you anyway? Two? Boxers don't have an old timer's day. You came close, but you never made it, and if you were gonna make it, you woulda made it before now…. Night of the fight, you might feel a slight sting. That's pride fuckin' with you. Fuck pride! Pride only hurts, it never helps. You fight through that shit."

That's basically the message, isn't it? Obama wants us to be his champions, but he doesn't want to be ours.

Remember us, the people who fought the conservatives in the 1960s and 1990s? Well fuck us. Fuck our pride, and fuck our fights against racism, sexism, classism, and homophobia. Fuck our defense of the separation of church and state.

Fuck everything that harshes the mellow.

Cause it will all be worth it when some NASCAR dad thinks nice thoughts about Obama... before he punches the chad for whichever authoritarian daddy the elephants serve up in November.

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I've tried my best to preserve the fantasy that it's possible to push Obama into seizing the opportunity his mediagenic demeanor might hand him. But I suppose I shouldn't hold my breath.

Among other things, he's calculatedly disassociated himself from netroots, the progressive bloggers who have hammered away and – I think – helped break through the mainstream mythology about Iraq, FISA, and much more.

Whether the lack of affinity between us is at his peril or ours remains to be seen.

Then there’s the very real possibility that we’ll all be frolicking with ponies.

Yes, the “hope” stuff is chill — the new millennium’s answer to the Boomers’ cool.

Silly us, we thought “big chill” was a pejorative!

As audaciously awesome as hope is, is it really much of a differentiator from the Clintons and their compromising centrism?

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A major fancy of post-Boomers is choosing the most pleasing “skin” for their cellphones and web pages. It’s a wonderful reflection on them that Obama’s skin unreservedly pleases them.

One might grudgingly acknowledge that it also reflects well on their parents, who fought hard for civil rights in the 1960s and beyond. Oh, sorry, that was just our shameful divisive partisanship. Forget I said anything.

Obama is, without a doubt, a new-look politician and a brilliant orator. But the difference between him and Hillary is, it seems to me, skin deep.

She’s got hard-knocks going for her, and he’s got pizazz. Both are helpful, neither is sufficient.

Neither candidate has galvanized thought against today’s ruthless, valueless, corrupt, and incompetent Republican Party.

Neither candidate has recognized the implications of the public's deep distress at the Bush-enabling 110th Congress.

In 2004, some of us wondered why the public didn't catch on to the obvious advantages of the Democrats. In 2008, some of us wonder why the Democratic frontrunners don't catch up to the progressivism of the American public.

To those who see Obama as a visionary alternative to the tired politics of the 1960s and 1990s, I offer this sage word: whatever.

I have no such advice to Hillary Clinton’s supporters. They’ve seen this movie before. They know how it ends. I just wish they’d notice that a more interesting, more challenging alternative is playing in theatre #3.

Well, seeing how little difference there is between the two leading candidates does have its benefits, as this agitated Boomer settles into the rocking chair and — for once — feels downright chill.

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[PATRICK]

1. Put the people

on the front line of this campaign. The ones in failing school systems and employment meltdowns, pensions
disappearing. The ones being delivered to loan sharks on the altars of upper class capitalism. Etc. etc.
The people who nearly universally want clear things like a clear protected ballot, campaign finance reform, civil rights, habeas corpus and other things waffled into the mythosphere of corporate media and corporate campaigns. people who have no automatic messiah to be offered for probable assassination, no "perfect" candidate who can do the job for us.

Let the campaign that puts us on the political front line like we bleed on the real front lines have its voice so we can take the heat and be heard. That campaign has someone not squandering our voice in clever or rueful divisiveness and evasion and a cult of sideline interests and personality- which divides us on trivialities- like the personal weakness of the delegated star or any real or unreal point that can take the shallowness and divide it for the safety and comfort of the godlike GOP.

When the discussion turns to reality, to justice to doing something, to majority feelings and strong will, to reality in effect, the MSM prefers the Cult of Personality. With edwards the People and democracy are unmistakably front and center. With the others the end of an interregnum of falsity and betrayal has not been signaled, mysteriously clouded, respectful of world class crime and simple pervasive treason and palpable national danger taking its heavy toll among people designated as shoppers or fans or people tickled by insulting tininess of memes and ideas that are not up to these times and our survival.

[lwcon]

2. "respectful of world class crime"

Bingo.

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