Where was Laura on George's big trip

[Frustratedlady]

Working on the wedding? I can't remember the last time I saw her.

[CottonBear]

1. I don't think women are welcome in Saudi Arabia unless they are heads of state.

I wouldn't want to go there or anywhere with the Chimp, for that matter.

edit: My mistake: he took Condi along for the trip. Oy! Another reason for Laura to stay home.

[Frustratedlady]

3. That's true. He sure is acting cocky and stupid.

I wonder if he realizes how he looks when he is walking to the podium to talk to the press? It's as though he has to be one step ahead of the others and he's so awkward and clutzy in his actions. What a dork.

[momster]

11. Dana P. Went Along Too

She was reported at being present at a ceremony in Saudi Arabia.

I think Laura doesn't like to go along to places where GWB will be kissing men...too painful a reminder of the sham of her marriage.

[stellanoir]

2. " . . .she's filing her nails while he's dragging the

(oil well). . ."

[sinkingfeeling]

4. He took Condi. Two's company and three's a crowd.

[tsuki]

5. In the burqua. Didn't ya see her?

[tanyev]

6. She doesn't like to travel with her pain in the neck anymore.

[zabet]

7. Yes and when chimpy leaves

that pain in her ass
mysteriously disappears too.
:P

[Auntie Bush]

8. She getting another facelift, boob lift and body sculpting so she'll look

spiffy for Jenna's wedding. However, I can't say as I blame her! I would too if the eyes of the world were on me...especially Condi's!

[Ian David]

9. Sharpening her nails?

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Some people say.

[NanceGreggs]

10. Just a wild guess, but ...

... this is Laura's last year in the WH. So many drapes, so little time.

I figure she's having what's left of the WH's antique window treatments being made into clothing as we speak.

Look at ANY photo of Laura's garb as First Lady, and convince me that the Lincoln Bedroom swags didn't wind up as costumes to be worn at State dinners.