Dear DU: John Edwards is NOT God.

[UrbScotty]

For that matter, neither is Obama, or Hillary, or Kucinich.

Sincerely,
ih8thegop

[itsrobert]

1. But we all are

aren't we?

[Fovea]

20. Blessed Be

[asdjrocky]

2. I think everyone here is well aware of that-

What was your point? Kind of a silly post don't you think?

[demnan]

3. Kucinich is God! He's my guy

Get over it! :D

(psst! I don't even hate Hillary - but don't tell anybody!)

[Buzz Clik]

4. God certainly aspires to be John Edwards.

[demnan]

5. He may not aspire to be John Edwards

but he might aspire to have the hair! (and I like John Edwards!)

[Buzz Clik]

11. Without question. God never seems to bother with his hair. It is sooo embarrassing.

[Renew Deal]

18. God is listening

:hide:

[frogmarch]

6. No one here has ever claimed that.

We're just avid supporters of our favorite candidates!

Go, us! Yay! :patriot:

[doc03]

7. Just wait a minute now Tweety just said

he is cute. I kind of think Tweety has thing for men, he loves * in the flight suit, you could land a 747 on Mitt's shoulders and Edwards is cute.

[Nutmegger]

8. Are you posting this because of the flood of positive Edwards posts lately?

Beats the crap from the haters that's for sure.

But I'm aware that he is not God, nor am I looking for a perfect candidate.

Thank you for your concern.

[Birthmark]

9. Edwards is NOT God?!

Roight! We'll do you for heresy, mate!!

Who has a stake handy?

[Catchawave]

10. How do you explain this then ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDHoTOgeNWE

:evilgrin:

Metaphor guide: God = MSM
Die = End campaign

[saltpoint]

12. Of course he's not God. Maria Callas is God.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maria_Callas

[Bonobo]

13. B-but I just made a human sacrifice to him! Shit!

[saracat]

19. You owe me a keyboard.I just snarfed my coffee!

[frogmarch]

22. ROFL! :-D

[Mojambo]

14. Prove it! n/t

[citizen snips]

15. LOL

:rofl:

[Snotcicles]

16. Just can't be happy, can you? nt

[jgraz]

17. Definitely not. God is MUCH more conservative.

Now Hillary Clinton, SHE may be God. She definitely has the evil laugh down pat.

[ellisonz]

21. He's the only one fighting the evil corporations!

:sarcasm:

[Seabiscuit]

23. I know he's not God, but he sure does walk on water ... hee hee ..nt

[penguin7]

24. Will Edwards run in four more years

so we can again hear that he is the most electable blah, blah, blah(whatever his new reincarnation will be). I hope this is the end of John Edwards.

[saltpoint]

26. Always a pleasure to hear you weigh in in favor of Mr. Edwards, penguin.

I think it's the warmth and sense of inclusion you bring to the topic of his candidacy that draws me the way it does.

[asdjrocky]

28. How do you do it OC?

I needed your diplomacy around during my days of bar fights. It might have saved me a lot of pain.

[saltpoint]

31. Hey there Rocky. Now for bar fights, I strongly recommend whacking a

bottle of whiskey over someone's head and going after adversaries with the jagged glass.

Aim for the eyeballs, the belly button, or the nether regions.

Then on the drive home, set fire to their garage.

I find these methodologies to be indispensable for bar fight resolution and recommend them with all my heart.

[asdjrocky]

32. Yeah, I like that better.

Don't forget the kneecap, a good kneecap injury keeps on giving for life.

[saltpoint]

33. Probably so. I went to a talk once in NYC and the topic was on obsessional

conduct and its origins in behavior.

I name no names but there may be some of us who might profit from reconsideration of negative obsession.

The speaker that evening was a New York University-affiliated shrink, and a proponent of not pouring ADHD drugs down kids' throats. But his general emphasis was on negative, obsessional conduct.

I hope you are back moved in and rested and ready for the next round of politickin'!

[Two Americas]

35. it is wonderful, isn't it?

Penguin can be relied upon to kick every Edwards thread.

[LoveForPeace]

29. Yes he will, when Obama loses to Huckabee in '08.

Edwards will run against Huckabee.

[Yuugal]

25. How do you know? nt

[Beaverhausen]

27. Elizabeth is a goddess!

[MagickMuffin]

30. Who's been making that CLAIM???

I haven't heard anyone on DU claiming Edwards is God.

[frogmarch]

34. Just givin' this a kick to see

how many more really funny replies it'll get.