EUREKA! Here's the Dream Team and their bumper sticker:

[trof]

Edwards wins Iowa and goes on to win NH.
Obama is a very close second in both states.
In order to forestall specious repug references to his "Islamicism", Obama anglicizes his first name to 'Brock'.
With the nomination virtually assured, Edwards asks Obama to be his running mate.
Obama accepts.

The bumper sticker:
'Breck and Brock Will Get Us Out of Hock!'
:rofl:

[Perky]

1. someone has waaaayyyyyy too much time on their hands.

[chimpymustgo]

2. Naughty - but funny!!! And not implausible. Keep working on that slogan...

:toast:

[trotsky]

3. LOL

Good one. :thumbsup:

[ChairmanAgnostic]

4. I needed a smile, and just got one.

[BrklynLiberal]

5. That sure is not the worst of all possible outcomes...

Thanks for the smile.

[trof]

6. How about 'Out of Iraq, With Breck and Brock!'

w00t

[MGKrebs]

7. OK, how about Obama wins and picks Hillary as his running mate:

OBAMA AND YO' MAMA 08

[trof]

8. Yo mama wears Prada.

hee
;-)